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schwarziest.bsky.social
Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full.
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Tired of hunans.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Drunj and I don't want to go home.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm two bourbon in. My tolerance for people is very low. This is not news.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My brain is fried like bacon!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Waiting on interminable hold to pay a vendor that didn't bill us for 3 months. They fucked up, but I'm stuck listening to their shitty hold music. I am aggrieved.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Back at Wintrust with @geekmisconduct.bsky.social, hoping for the first W of the season. #SkyTown

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Her ass must be gigantic with all the garbage she pulls out of it daily.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to balance someone else's checking account. Please send bourbon. Lots of bourbon.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I cannot express how unhappy I am at work these days. If not for the cute vendor I've been working with, I would be completely aggravated with it all.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Had a physical on Tuesday and was down 13 pounds (with a lot more to go). The thing is, I hadn't done much differently in the last few months other than eat more salads and drink bourbon instead of beer. So I guess I'm on a salad and bourbon diet from now on.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

From what I've heard, it ended with some banging, as well. #Yuck

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submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Word I would like to never see or hear again: throuple

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

TFW an #NHLPlayoffs series doesn't go to 7 games.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Come on, Carolina! We need multiple OTs!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

#Cubs win! Cubs sweep! EVERYBODY DANCE!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I don't care what he's saying, I would watch Henrik Lundqvist read the phone book.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

QUALITY BABY ALERT

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Striking out against Rockies pitching should be punishable with a million burpees.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Don't get me wrong, I want this hockey game to go to OT. I just don't like that FLA tied it up so fast.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

#Cubs need to score a cool 10+ in the next 2 innings. Enough of this close game nonsense.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Holy shit that was close!

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Enough dicking around. It's time to put up a very crooked number, #Cubs.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hopefully going to finally see Sinners this weekend. It's the first film I've really wanted to see in a theater in a loooong time.

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