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Hokies fan. Generally aghast.
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No thanks we already live in hell.

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

(Politely) I’m not respecting shit you fucking fascist bottom-feeding scumbag limpdick low-rent middle management lookin ass perv. RESPECTFULLY.

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

i don't think there's a more self defeating anti-piracy system than streaming sites that don't let you take screenshots. i am trying to talk about your product on social media! for free! and you're making that logistically difficult just in case i'm dedicated enough to do it 30 times a second!

submitted 2 days ago • 48 comments

I don’t think the average person has ANY idea how absolutely outclassed 99.99% of cis men would be in competition with elite female athletes. Anyone who thinks you can wear a wig and compete has NO idea what it’s like to compete and train at a high level. Because if they did, they’d …not think that?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Talked to a guy today who thinks there’s an “AI Mothership” which is to him just a huge computer brain. His mind was blown when I was like “Well, yeah. Kinda. It’s the Internet.” And he just said “Wait. So there’s no Mother Brain?” He was so angry and disappointed. We’re so cooked dude.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

As always when pompous pundits in their forties and fifties start talking about the alienation of “young men,” they are referring to themselves

submitted 9 days ago • 17 comments

“Eight WINNERS and LOSERS on the RIGHT AND LEFT of the “who destroyed my Tesla?” and “why me?” and “what do you mean I lack self awareness???” battles for the BIG POLITICS WINNER (slide show)!”

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I’m 38 (per BSKY rules) and YouTube is DESPERATE to put me into this algorithm. When they try, every ad is about boner pills. This RW influencer shit is for men. Not boys. The problem is boys are influenced by the perceived behavior of men so our problem isn’t specifically Gen Z men it’s just…men.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Overheard at lunch at the local spot where the older people go. “I just don’t get why they made everyone change their names and mascots but not Florida State’s? Why didn’t they change FSU’s?” Letting them know that it was a business decision and there is no “they” was news to this group.

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

lol mtg is fighting with a computer about god

submitted 14 days ago • 1226 comments

I need to understand the blue chew advertising strategy. Are young men popping erection pills like candy (and if so, why?), or do old men think they’re actually young men so they use 20-something’s for casting?

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

This is sad but not surprising because I can think of THREE instances in which men I knew growing up had been found out to have had affairs behind the backs of their terminally ill wives as soon as the diagnoses hit. Is this anecdotal? Yeah. Is 3 a lot of anecdotes for one person to have? Also yeah.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

So close!!! That is a shape💕

submitted 17 days ago • 9 comments

I’m mad the satire site owner guy didn’t disclose his personal relationship with the not-even-in-primary-season candidate girlfriend who both have almost the exact same politics as me because there’s NOTHING I can’t get mad about if it serves to make me seem more morally pure than potential allies.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I understand that these people need an explicitly smoking gun, but I’m so tired of being told that in order to believe our very own eyes, we must first wait for a bureaucratic consensus of guilt that will never materialize, diminishing the urgency to act. 10 years of this and no lessons learned.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

we live in a country where it's legit good news that the woman who's been in a gestapo prison for six weeks for writing an op-ed is being released on bail

submitted 28 days ago • 13 comments

Three means it’s a serial killer

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Was an adjunct for four years, and yes, the proliferation of AI use in college is sudden and bad, but this is simply the culmination of the long-term devaluation of college from a place for great intellectual growth to a transactional punch-ticket accreditation program for "please give job".

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Sure the world feels like it’s ending but have you tried Clair Obscur: Expedition 33?

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Nailed it.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

You forgot to mention she resigned in protest in January after you killed her cartoon about your plutocrat owner.

submitted 32 days ago • 57 comments