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Believer. Dad. Entrepreneur. Whisky drinker. Writer. Traveler. Film geek. Music lover. Web3 enthusiast. Eternal optimist.
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Random question, but any of my Bluesky pals have a Wells Fargo Autograph card?

By the way, Dallas friends, if you haven't scooped a Valentines Day card for that special lady in your life, I got you! 😉 🏀💌

WAIT. What if the Mavs are suddenly concerned Luka could be considered a DEI hire... and they're trading him to a sanctuary city for his protection? Any DFW residents spending time over here yet? Trying to gauge my audience...

Rewatching Shrinking with my folks and DAMN does my brain process profanity differently with them here. 🙉 I went from "this show's great, it's got Ted Lasso guys behind it, big heart, you'll ❤️ it!" to "oh, it's also WRITTEN by Roy Kent, and has ~f-bombs/min as Wolf of Wall Street or The Wire!" 😂

Has anyone tried bringing down the price of chickens? Maybe THAT will have a "trickle down" effect on the price of eggs?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again, this scene from Ralph Breaks the Internet is some of the most all time brilliant, subversive writing in a Disney film. 😂 There are so many jokes, sight gags, references, & general satire baked into 4 mins, it's ridiculous. www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX_r...

Happy Wednesday folks! How's everyone holdin' up?

After a lifetime creating bizarre, surreal worlds, filled with deeply flawed, odd characters, experiencing twisted events that defy conventional logic, and marked by a dark, unsettling sense of impending dread... David Lynch looked at his Monday calendar... pondered the next 4 years... and said ✌🏻

Movie friends, we interrupt your feed for an urgent announcement: The Brutalist is FINALLY playing in Dallas, AND in 70mm IMAX! This is NOT a drill. I repeat, this is NOT a drill. 😲

So, it doesn't quite eclipse the first two, but Sonic 3 is still SUPER fun! Nephews & I had a blast. Carrey kills the double role, Idris is still flawlessly cast as Knuckles, Keanu's a worthy addition, & Ben Schwartz is always a delight. For 80s/90s kids, or those with littles over ~6/7, go see it!

I know it's NOTHING compared to what's happening in LA right now, but parents in Dallas and elsewhere in the South who have received confirmation that your children's school will be closed tomorrow.... Can I just say?

Hey, I know it's only the first week of the year, but if anyone knows Ted Cruz's neighbors, can we just make sure they're on alert as to the travel whereabouts of their boy? Cuz if I'm the Tailgunner, Mexico's lookin REEEAL invitin' right about now...

Btw, I've only been here a short while—so you're excused—but Jelly Roll had "I Am Not Okay" out in the world in various forms for HALF of last year, including a duet with Kelly Clarkson and NO ONE TOLD ME. This clearly should've been my 2024 anthem (& at least Q1 '25). 😒 youtu.be/KDTm2wDkp04?...

Love this quote, and visual. Even more so upon a second look when you notice the little guy who blends into the arm of the rich one...

Alright, Day 2. Are you a traditional "New Year's Resolutions" kind of person? Are you the newer "my word" or "my 3 words" for the year kind? Or are you one of those rare, aspirational, full-blown "goal-setting, strategic plan for the year" kinda people?

Well, we made it guys, we survived the Christmas holiday craziness. Just gotta hunker down for another 3 days and 2024 will be behind us...