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Head of Product at SaberSim. I post about DFS + our product, politics, hockey, baseball, wrestling, and plenty of nonsense. I’m a C+ personality trapped in a D+ body. Any takes expressed here are mine alone. 42. He/him. Chaska, MN.
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WrestleMania weekend feels like the right time to finish booking the July trip. See y’all in Dallas for #AEWAllIn

I know I’m the only person who cares about this but I wish Tony Schiavone would stop calling wrestlers “kids” - he does it once or twice a show and it makes the presentation feel so dated and out of touch.

Hello, yes, I’d just like to confirm the location of the riot if Swerve doesn’t win tonight.

Bayley v Sasha in Brooklyn is the gold standard American women’s pro wrestling match. It’s on my Mount Rushmore of best (or at least my favorite) matches of all time. Toni and Mariah are probably right next to it now.

Real bad week to be in the “AEW can’t tell stories” crowd I gotta say.

How it started / how it’s going

Still relevant.

How it started / how it’s (going to) end (once this flight is over) This would have been much more dramatic two days ago when it was actually cold.

How it started / how it’s (going to) end (once this flight is over) This would have been much more dramatic two days ago when it was actually cold.

To anyone out there who plays #dfs and is still at least sometimes building lineups by hand, I'd like to talk with you about what you'd want to see out of a tool like ours at SaberSim to help your hand-building process. Let me know so we can chat!

Again I say, PLEASE let there be another crash to finally rid us of this parasitic industry. They're just asking for another crash at this point.

Sadly we will be arriving in Phoenix too late for #AEWDynamite so @andy.wrestlejoy.com and @amy.wrestlejoy.com better scream double loud to make up for us not being there.

Winter is almost over.

Hey Siri, tell me how to become a digital nomad.

lol at these two posts being back to back We are so screwed, as multiple others have rightly noted.

If you give me this Valentine I will 100% always pick up the tab for you when we go out for coffee.

6 years ago we made the very adult decision to just have an impromptu Valentine’s Day wedding. There was no one there other than the friend who did the ceremony. We have two pictures from our balcony in our matching Johnny Cash t-shirts and the best marriage ever. I love this person so much.

I’ve lost 13 pounds and almost 4% body fat in the past month so I’m feeling pretty good right now even with this winter plague that’s trying to kill me.

AEW arguably had an all-timer Dynamite and the best ever episode of Collision in the same week. They are cooking. One surprising takeaway: The Infantry and Shane Taylor bring out the best in each other. Fine as individual acts, that was the most complete all three have felt in AEW. More of them!

Over the past few weeks I rewatched The Last of Us season one and replayed The Last of Us part one for the first time since the first time and somehow neither was nearly as good the second time around. I wonder why I am obviously broken. Maybe from *gestures vaguely at everything*

I wish I could be as brazenly wrong and dishonest as websites that say they will remember your info/device the next time you login. They never remember your info or device.

Wrestling is the best thing ever #AEWCollision

Book it you cowards.

I hate to be a downer about #AEW but they need to fix this Death Riders story or kill it. It is cold boogers on a paper plate right now and all of those guys are too good to be stuck here when it started so hot.

I'm sitting here thinking about the #AEW Casino Gauntlet format which I wasn't totally sold on at first but they've brought me around on it.

Oh man this has the chance to reach MLB-levels of Hall of Fame discourse and to light the internet on fire. I’m so ready.

We've reached the part of Wednesday where I start to get super excited to find out what masterpiece Harley Cameron has for us tonight.

There’s a special place in hell for people who are able to pick up after their dogs in public/semi-public places and just choose not to. We live in a society people; how about you care about the health of other animals and the aesthetic goodness of your town.

The sun’s out for what feels like the first time in forever and it’s gonna be in the 30s this afternoon. It’s like the pregame to next month’s false spring and I am very here for it. #mpls

If you're reading this, post a gif from a video game you love.

The origin of Timeless Toni Storm is so wild to me

Reposting because if it is going to live rent-free in my brain since last night it needs to live rent-free in your brain too.

Give Toni Storm every Oscar forever.

max caster’s series should end with him being obliterated by our future AEW world champ harley cameron #AEWCollision 🤼

I don’t like to fantasy book but if it were me, there’s a story to tell here between Roddy and Cole since Roddy is pretty clearly the superior wrestler right now and maybe should be the leader of the Kingdom.

I was going through old text messages for no reason in particular and I came across this, the only text message I ever exchanged with some unnamed person on my phone. I neither remember this nor have any idea who this person is. I really wish I knew what Last Year Scott’s story was that day.

If you find anyone moaning about this card, immediately disregard anything they ever have to say about pro wrestling, because they don’t have ball knowledge

It works both if I were a fun-loving face or a shitty egotistical heel.