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Proud RN, part-time sports writer. I cannot get you Norco ... or free tickets.
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So let me get this straight: masks are bad and un-American if worn to fight a pandemic, but good if worn by people claiming to be government agents when they kidnap people off the street

submitted 21 days ago • 1027 comments

I just really need everybody to understand that everything that’s happening in and to the global economy now (and all the businesses and people in it) is the entirely predictable result of the intentional decisions of one guy who doesn’t understand how the global economy works.

submitted 21 days ago • 873 comments

- Making big, expensive productions of milestones (cough, cough; weddings) is dumb. - An apology, plus $4.50, will get the person you wronged/harmed a round-trip on the CTA. Tell them how you plan to atone instead. It's better for both your souls. - Ninety percent of life is just showing up.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Never, in more than 20 years as a freelancer, have I been asked to write about the pope. Today that changed ...

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 25 days ago • 21 comments

A reminder that debating Stephen Miller — who is not a lawyer and is not making legal arguments, he is spouting propaganda — is a win for him.

submitted 26 days ago • 350 comments

The most amazing thing about the Cybertruck is that it came after the Pontiac Aztek. Someone actually looked at the Aztek and said "I want to make that, only with *much* lower build quality - oh, and make sure it kills pedestrians so it's not UK street legal."

submitted 27 days ago • 13 comments

Donold, you can’t be pope. The job requires humility, grace... and literacy skills.

submitted 28 days ago • 827 comments

Fine. Stand up in open court and prove it, lady.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Giving Stanley Tucci's family ragu recipe a try. Our house smells like heaven. Next step: Put the pasta roller through its maiden voyage.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

If I was a person involved in exiling a two year old child with cancer to another country I would simply walk into the ocean and never return

submitted 35 days ago • 270 comments