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Anyone else find they are avoiding the news more? Ma hoosekeeper is doing more reading than usual and she says it's an escape Fae gestures with paws all this. She has a brief look at the news headlines but it's been a while since she opened an article and won't watch it on TV.

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Trump wanting tae win the nobel peace prize after he 'resettles' Palestinians and single handly ends Russian aggression in Ukraine is possibly the most fcked up thing I've read so far in 2025 Apparently Gaza isnae safe ..... Well no it's no, maybe if Israhell stopped bombing the place ..

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Had a school alert Fae world book day next month. Ma eldest wants tae be The Queen Of Hearts. Ma middle wean wants tae be Peter Pan and ma youngest canny decide.

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MSM: THE SCOTTISH GOVERNMENT ARE GONNY BAN CATS 🙀🙀🙀🙀 Scottish Government: No we're no MSM:.....

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All schools and nurseries will be closed tomorrow in Glasgow due tae the red weather warnings. Stay safe everyone

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Some more.... Erm..... 'Tasteful' decor has gone up. This time on oor bathroom door It's fine Am fine Twitches

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Kinda feel insulted on behalf of the cat But also did laugh way tae hard at this when I saw it 😹😹😹😹

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I too am gonny take Germany's word on this. Especially when those defending musk don't actually want tae copy his 'love' gesture in public. It's almost like they know it's not really a love gesture.....

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Apparently it was a Love gesture. So ma hoosekeeper suggested this guy should show some love in the same way on remembrance day. He wasnae keen tae do that. So she suggested showing Germany or Austria or even his local park some love with the love gesture He wasnae keen on doing that either. Weird

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In lighter news ma hoosekeeper has found more 'Bargains'. Aye that's a cat rug and a doormat yer no actually allowed tae put yer feet on

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80 years ago WW2 was coming to an end and the atrocities commited by Hitler were about to be exposed Today we're seeing excuses fae a billionaire who did the same salute that was compulsory during Hitler's regime. A salute which should have died with him What a time to be alive

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So the 'odd looking salute' was actually a Roman one. Or it was Elon's autism getting over excited. Or it was obviously just a gesture taken out of context. It definitely wasn't a nazi salute though. Which begs the question if it was so innocent why have done news outlets edited it out

submitted 151 days ago • 2 comments

A follower made this fae me. 😻

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No even at the end of day one of the Musk/Trump administration and already the Nazi salutes are oot. Cos that's what it was. Although supporters will say it wasnae what it looked like. But they cannae explain what it actually was. Because it was a Nazi salute

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And today on Random Things Ma Housekeeper Buys: A turkey mug fae 35p!

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Av just hit 5k followers on Facey. Am... Am I an influencer noo? Can I influence yer all tae give extra treats tae yer cats? Ok and dogs...... They deserve them yer know 😼

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New year means new soft furnishings and decor. Last year it was creepy cats. Honestly am still no over the Marilyn Catroe picture! This year it seems Tae be checks notes The Golden Girls. Anyone know where I can find a normal housekeeper?!

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Ma middle wean got a puppet fae Christmas that noo goes everywhere with him. Ma hoosekeeper thinks it's creepy looking but ma wean says it's the best present ever

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Shout oot tae ma hoosekeeper who finally won a game against a five year old Well done hen, am pure proud of yer 😼

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Watching the hoosekeeper lose every game she plays against the weans will never stop being funny 😹😹😹😹

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That the tree and Christmas shelf doon and put away. We legit had nae room in oor lounge and HK wants tae have a shot on the weans table top pool table. We've also noo got a shelf Fae the board games. I cannae see ma hoosekeeper winning any of them tbh 😼

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I'm no comfortable with the amount of sprouts av just seen ma housekeeper swallow ☣️⚠️☣️

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Just popping on Tae say Merry Christmas 🎄🎄. Whatever yer doing today I hope yer have a good one 😻 Right.... I need thumbs tae open ma stockings

submitted 178 days ago • 2 comments

The Santa tracker is up and running and he's on the move. Am no sure who's more excited by this tbh, ma weans or ma hoosekeeper!

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Hahahahahahahaha Inhales Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaa Merry Christmas 🎄

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That's ma hoosekeeper back fae shopping m she says anything she's forgotten can stay forgotten. As long as she's remembered the turkey I don't care 😼😼😼

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Happy reminder from school: Term ends tomorrow 🎉🎄🎉🎄🎉 Sad reminder from school: Term begins 6th January 😭😭😭😭😭

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A very brave lady. All men have been found guilty of their horrific crimes with her husband being sentenced to 20 years. May he rot. Nothing can change what Gisele endured but I hope she finds a crumb of comfort in the verdicts today.

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Shout oot tae the friends of the weans school who have given ma weans gifts and ma hoosekeeper a wee hamper 🥰🥰 In what currently feels like a hate filled world these acts of kindness are pure sunshine and we're very very grateful 😽😽

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'Polite reminder. School finishes half an hour early on Friday. WE WILL BE CATAPULTING THE WEANS OOT THEIR CLASSROOMS AND CRACKING OPEN THE CHAMPAGNE. WE ARE ABSOLUTELY FRAZZLED FAE ALL THESE SCHOOL EVENTS WE PLANNED FAE YER LITTLE DARLINGS' Merry Christmas and well see you somewhen in the new year

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Apparently these are the new placemats fae the table fae after Christmas. Anyone know how I can block ma hoosekeeper fae online shopping??

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