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Kentuckian. Ad guy. Ready fighter for the resistance. Will need Fridays off.
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They were big men, bigger than most NFL O-linemen, hands the size of waffle irons. With tears streaming, the biggest one said, “Sir, thank you for thinking of inserting the rope inside the pole & for going with rust protection. Classy. Is there a pole meme coin I can purchase on a fractional basis?”

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whenever this rotting lump of orange flesh speaks he gives off a distinct “reciting his book report but didn’t read the book” vibe, just spouting every random thing he knows or thinks about a given subject in a manner so smug he’s convinced he’s fooled the teacher who has, in fact, read the book

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Other Lee Greenwood songs: God Bless the USA But Even More So This Time God Bless the USA I’m Fucking Serious You Guys The Fart Song

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Okay, I showed up. Soros gonna Venmo me or what?

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Is this the part where the military forces sent to L.A. are greeted as liberators?

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@blainecapatch.bsky.social #ThreeYearsAgoToday

submitted 8 days ago • 22 comments

The folks hollering about “family values” are out here tearing families apart with unlawful ICE raids, militarized police, & the weaponization of government. All while ripping away food & healthcare from working-class families. Are the family values in the room with us?

submitted 10 days ago • 684 comments

even a broken clock set on military time is right once a day

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Really hate the phrase “that being said.” That being said, I use it a lot.

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elon having all our personal information wouldn’t be so bad if we didn’t know so much of his

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seeing shitty people get away with doing shitty stuff puts me in shitty mood

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it pains me to say I have a sore throat

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

weird how "trump" and "one long sentence" just seem to go together

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

okay that’s it, not letting anything else sink in, too much has sunk in already, brain in maintenance mode until further notice

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

can't wait to see Oscar finally drop all those f-bombs he's been holding in all these years

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Still a few brave pilots willing to fly into Newark.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

i'm not even an influencer among my cats

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

needed: news cancelling headphones

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention. Will also accept: depressed, exhausted, shellshocked, bewildered.

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

new season of Schitt's Creek looks awful

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

finally, deep dish communion wafers

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

If you don't have a REAL ID, you're still allowed to fly but only into Newark.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

my extensive collection of pre-tariff dolls is gonna be worth a fortune so who's laughing now

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Don’t be surprised if the next pope gets picked up from the transfer portal.

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Makeup studio/wet bar

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Has the Vatican done their gender reveal thing yet?

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What's it mean if the pope sees black smoke before he dies? Nevermind, it was just JD Vance’s eyeliner.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

For the sake of decorum I will no longer be calling anyone a racist sack of shit moronic fucking asshole. Henceforth, I will refer to such people as hegseths.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

Not a sharpie this time. Just incredibly poor Photoshop skills. It’s disgraceful that millions of people voted for this fecal stain on humanity.

submitted 61 days ago • 3 comments

this administration does everything by the book and that book is Mein Kampf

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

turns out trump’s “morning constitutional” involves actually shitting on the Constitution

submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

I love this because it is so true, he is a cockwomble 🤣

submitted 63 days ago • 19 comments

They’re called Supreme Court “rulings" but they’re really more like suggestions.

submitted 64 days ago • 0 comments

not letting the cross come in direct contact with skin to avoid embarrassing burn mark, I see you girl

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

There's a calendar on your watch, phone, tablet, laptop and desktop. Stop asking everyone if it's Friday yet.

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

stopping immigration by making our country so awful nobody wants to come here, well played

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

was gonna rewatch Hereditary for a good jump scare but decided to check my 401k instead

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