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About to tip over because I lean so far to the left. Also, keep your sales/investments to yourself. I'm not interested in advance. I block anyone who is uncool in my DM's. Memphis, Memphis, Memphis.....
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Nothing but anger

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💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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me an hour after going to legal dispensary for the first time

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Still true

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If Jesus returned and went to the USA they’d send him back to Heaven for all the anti-trump memes on his phone.

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it’s interesting that they call it a heat “wave,” because i would like to “say”goodbye to it. or i mean i would like to “wave” goodbye to it

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Pluto as visualized by NASA's New Horizons. -Credits: NASA

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Today’s Dick pic👇😁

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I'll be 6 months sober tomorrow

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The teenager just went thumbing through my LP’s to find The White Album. Super proud dad here.

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Whenever I see Dems claim they are out of power, there’s nothing they can do, I think of Brad Lander and how he escorted people to court while being comptroller and running for mayor. Do something or get the f out of the way so there can be more Brad Landers.

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I just cackled in my kitchen.

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Tonight I'm texting Nancy Pelosi and asking HER for $5

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This is dark

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He would've had a faster time if not for the sudden wind drag.

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It's the same thing with changing the thermostat for servers.

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Badumdumdum

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Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them.

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I can do this with a drivers license and a mirror. It's been a couple of decades since I've tried my hand.

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Kicking off my actual birthday with the breakfast of champions, a pain au chocolat! Not only did I survive cancer but, at 55, I’ve got great bangs for the first time in my life! #fuckcancer

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Yesssss!

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#booksky

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Was about to give up on a frankly enormous book but then it has the audacity to go & get really exciting 300+ pages in

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Top tip: never let the waiter get away with serving corked wine or stale bread, no matter how many times they argue that “I’m just a priest” or insist “you’re ruining the Communion service again!”

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Nun at the ATM getting that sweet nun money. Probably going to blow it all on her habit.

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#Blutoid

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Absolutely dying at the fan who somehow got a faux-Oscar statue through security to lift it after the called foul from Obaze on Ally Schlegel

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That is so fucking awesome!!

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Is it too late to give Sacha Baron Cohen an Oscar for this? Not a damn lie told. 🇺🇸

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Cooking apple pancakes atm.

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Picture of me tomorrow

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Rafael Devers has his first home run as a Giant! 🔥

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A bunch of noble masked ice agents just came into my local chase branch waving guns, told us all to hide on the floor for safety and deported nine duffel bags full of money.

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People are like history won't be kind to them.. And i say we can not be kind to them right now.

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When you discover a year-old potato in the back of the pantry cupboard:

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Me: “we already have two fantastic dogs, we don’t need any more pets.” My wife: “you’re right.” Me: “plus we just got new rugs…” My wife: “okay” Me: “and I can’t be home all day to house train a puppy.” My wife: “I understand” Me: “so it is NOT gonna happen.” … BlueSky, meet Martha.

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