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Scott Garner. Recovering journalist (mostly sportswriter) now in the booze industry. Passionate about dinosaurs. An absolute delight. He/Him/Y’all
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Somebody told her a fact.

Somebody gonna have to delete their account.

QUIT FUCKING SHOWING ME YOUR WHOLE-ASS GODDAMN MOVIE IN THE TRAILER AND “SPECIAL SNEEK PEEKS” AND THEN CRYING LIKE A FUCKING REPUBLICAN IN A QUEER BOOKSTORE ABOUT HOW NO ONE IS GOING OUT TO THE THEATER. [steps off soapbox, exhales]

Holy. Shit.

💯💯💯💯💯💯

Lego Is Making an Official Godzilla Set

Is it just me or does Avichal Garg sound like the name of a dandy orc clan leader in a particularly eclectic D&D campaign?

When I was just a little Gen X child, reading Lord of the Rings got me—at the very least—sidelong glances. Now I’m explaining to other Xers how a company named Palantir told you it was evil from its very first branding choice.

Unsurprisingly my board was very Lisa-centric (including best episode)

The surge in interest in crocodylomorphs shown in mainstream paleoart and paleo-lit is pretty astounding to this old Mesozoic enthusiast. It’s even more delightful to my 13-year old, who came to dinosaurs via snakes and crocodiles and other extant reptiles.

Holy. Shit.

If there are no Ramones mini-figs, GTFO.

Today would have been my friend’s 50th birthday. We talked about pop culture and writing—and the intersection of the two—every time we spoke. I really wish she were here so I could give her shit about turning 50 and listen to her give it right back to me (52). Tell your friends you love them.

The real difference between developmental edits and line edits is the number of times the editor says “fuck.” The lovely and talented @stellagarp.bsky.social is clearly doing line edits (and if you need editorial work done, she should be at the top of your list).

I got a dose of that last week and had to break out a full-throated “bless y’all’s hearts” to the purity test proctors in question.

There is a lot of this psychotic, paramilitary, short-dick, gun nut, Walter Mitty bullshit walking around every day.

lmao who is running Blooper’s social media

I began my son’s first lesson on how to grill and after a thorough discussion of seasoning, achieving the proper heat distribution, etc., he asked me if he could flip the steaks. Of course not. Don’t be silly. That’s lesson #73.

Happy Fathers Day, you motherfuckers.

“Nazis drive cars. Why aren’t you walking? Horses are a thing, you know.”

My friends and I showed up on the local coverage of yesterday’s event.

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

Indeed #MaconGA #NoKings

I hate the Eagles, the Phillies, and the Sixers, but that’s just sports. GO GET ‘EM, PHILLY!!!

#nokings #savannah And here’s a lady getting arrested for wearing a medical mask

Be safe out there today. No kings!

Savannah, Georgia. We have friends everywhere. This crowd is making my heart grow.

Savannah, Georgia. We have friends everywhere.