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I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

submitted 8 days ago • 283 comments

Fuck yeah, reverse card our ass.

submitted 8 days ago • 393 comments

xkcd.com/3081

submitted 16 days ago • 2 comments

Unbanned gifts feels right. Also its funny how all of these were banned because of how oppressive they used to be and now theyre just kind of mid

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casting an ancient and powerful spell to slow my opponent’s fist and then standing perfectly still for twenty-four hours so it still hits me in the nuts

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I dont even have anything to say that requires 300 characters

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This headline goes hard.

submitted 43 days ago • 346 comments

Do you know how bad you have to be at diplomacy to get China, South Korea, and Japan to work together? This is like Kendrick, Drake, and Kanye doing a collab on an album.

submitted 42 days ago • 21 comments

The Morning Stream

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serving CVNT >:3 serving CAN'T >:(

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

Fasting for a colonoscopy gotta be the worst thing in the world. I asked them to schedule this in the morning and they moved it to 1:30. I just want to eat 😭😭

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Me: stands on one leg My flamenco teacher: No.

submitted 44 days ago • 49 comments

I just thought this was adhd

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Remember what they took from you

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FRIEND: We were thinking of grabbing lunch at the brewery if you wanted to join us! ME: Wow, that sounds so great. Except… WIFE: The Nap Schedule. ME: We mustn’t upset the Nap Schedule. ASSEMBLED ROBED FIGURES: (murmuring) The Nap Schedule…

submitted 45 days ago • 51 comments

Temu just sent me an ad for an actual Excavator on snapchat. I thought we were gonna get massive neon sign ads in the cyberpunk dystopia this is lame.

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I wish i wasnt in school rn so i could do this too 😓😓

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I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

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Country mile is an S tier scale for measurement. Is it a mile or 34? Who knows but at least you don’t have neighbors.

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My partner and I are putting a deposit down in a German Shorthaired Pointer today. I’m so excited 🥹🥹

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Im trying to find the artist who made my profile picture, i know shes in twitter. Let me know internet.

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My heart is broken. 💔 #wotskies

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IRA assassins creed would go so hard

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submitted 49 days ago • 5 comments

executive orders aren't laws, he screamed while being dragged off to the prison camps

submitted 48 days ago • 6 comments

I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

Fuck yeah, reverse card our ass.

xkcd.com/3081

Unbanned gifts feels right. Also its funny how all of these were banned because of how oppressive they used to be and now theyre just kind of mid

casting an ancient and powerful spell to slow my opponent’s fist and then standing perfectly still for twenty-four hours so it still hits me in the nuts

I dont even have anything to say that requires 300 characters

This headline goes hard.

Do you know how bad you have to be at diplomacy to get China, South Korea, and Japan to work together? This is like Kendrick, Drake, and Kanye doing a collab on an album.

The Morning Stream

serving CVNT >:3 serving CAN'T >:(

Fasting for a colonoscopy gotta be the worst thing in the world. I asked them to schedule this in the morning and they moved it to 1:30. I just want to eat 😭😭

Me: stands on one leg My flamenco teacher: No.

I just thought this was adhd

Remember what they took from you

FRIEND: We were thinking of grabbing lunch at the brewery if you wanted to join us! ME: Wow, that sounds so great. Except… WIFE: The Nap Schedule. ME: We mustn’t upset the Nap Schedule. ASSEMBLED ROBED FIGURES: (murmuring) The Nap Schedule…

Temu just sent me an ad for an actual Excavator on snapchat. I thought we were gonna get massive neon sign ads in the cyberpunk dystopia this is lame.

I wish i wasnt in school rn so i could do this too 😓😓

I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes

Country mile is an S tier scale for measurement. Is it a mile or 34? Who knows but at least you don’t have neighbors.

My partner and I are putting a deposit down in a German Shorthaired Pointer today. I’m so excited 🥹🥹

Im trying to find the artist who made my profile picture, i know shes in twitter. Let me know internet.

My heart is broken. 💔 #wotskies

IRA assassins creed would go so hard

executive orders aren't laws, he screamed while being dragged off to the prison camps

Ive been in such a slump with music lately. I have no motivation to listen to it let alone play snd practice 😓😓

I must be an Old One if 23 is elderly

We’re just pawns to him