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Her: You don’t need to pull out, I have an IED. Him: Do you mean an IU- Her:

submitted 92 days ago • 3 comments

Terminally online people get really mad if they name-drop some random goober in a discussion and you say that you don’t know who that person is.

submitted 92 days ago • 2 comments

A lot of these liberals need to stop screaming at a handful of leftists online and go outside and try shouting at their elected representatives

submitted 93 days ago • 83 comments

roses are red yellow is piss

submitted 92 days ago • 5 comments

Did you know that cognitive behavioural therapy can help break the cycle of pornography addiction? Google ‘CBT Porn’ if you don’t believe me.

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not kink shaming but I am kink asking what the fuck.

submitted 95 days ago • 4 comments

Prison

submitted 95 days ago • 6 comments

the idea of elon impregnating a tissue, a toilet, a goddamn shower cubicle in prison is enough to make me want to cry and to feel violated beyond belief on the part of the inanimate object that would be so unfortunate. surely this is hell on earth 😭😭😭💔

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

Grok isn’t so bad.

submitted 95 days ago • 3 comments

I will never understand why liberals fear "backlash" so much. If conservatives have proved anything, it's that "backlash" doesn't mean shit.

submitted 96 days ago • 3 comments

Hey Donald Trump, how about you put a tariff on deez fucking nutsss #CANvsUSA

submitted 96 days ago • 2 comments

If you had a nickel for every plane accident that occurred in 2025 you still couldn’t afford to buy a carton of eggs, but you would have a lot more nickels than you expected.

submitted 97 days ago • 2 comments

Normalize kicking people out of bed for eating crackers.

submitted 98 days ago • 5 comments

look at my "working class party" dawg we're all going to end up in the camps

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

SHITPOSTERS! ASSEMBLE!!! go.bsky.app/9hzq8RR

submitted 98 days ago • 55 comments

Birthday sex is having sex to celebrate your parents having sex

submitted 98 days ago • 43 comments

Not to be morbid, but I could use a papal conclave to perk me up.

submitted 98 days ago • 5 comments

(February 1981) Rick Springfield: …and that’s my new song. Do you like it? Jessie: What the fuck, man?

submitted 98 days ago • 3 comments

Good morning.

submitted 99 days ago • 1 comment

I haven’t gone birding since our last expedition to Indonesia where we proved man’s dominion over the dodo

submitted 100 days ago • 5 comments

It’s not pornography. It’s called goatse, and it’s art.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

They have one German character and they make her do this shit:

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Spreading misinformation online is fun and cool.

submitted 101 days ago • 1 comment

just got off the phone with my mom, and I’m pleased to report that she is this close 🤏 to becoming a socialist she’s 80 yrs old but talkin’ like she’s done with the Dems & ready to arm up and go to some sort of Buddhist flavored grey panthers training camp

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump is gonna sign an executive order to make ‘felon’ a slur.

submitted 103 days ago • 3 comments

There used to be a time when kids didn’t need DRUGS and VIDEO GAMES to have a fun time.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Valentimes Day

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

forever.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve started playing both Balder’s Gate III and Diablo IV this week, so I’m likely going to be busy for the next little while.

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

If you don’t have anything nice to say, you should go fuck yourself.

submitted 103 days ago • 2 comments

I’m really good at keeping any secret. Chances are that I’m not really paying attention to what you’re saying, and even if I am, I’ll forget what you said almost immediately.

submitted 103 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

Post nut clarity? Call that cumming to your senses.

submitted 104 days ago • 2 comments

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submitted 104 days ago • 3 comments

This sight triggers most millennials more than the footage of 9/11 does.

submitted 104 days ago • 5 comments

Huh.

submitted 105 days ago • 1 comment

If I had a nickel for every time it was revealed that a big white supremacist Twitter account was being run by a non-white person then I probably wouldn’t have a lot of nickels, but I would definitely have more than a couple.

submitted 105 days ago • 2 comments

You just know Trump is still calling it Twitter and Elon is too afraid to say anything.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments