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I'm saddened to learn that we lost David Schleinkofer earlier this week. He created lots of incredible sci-fi artwork, including the box art for SimCity 2000 and one of the most incredible pieces of Transformers art that many 80's kids still have seared into their brains.

Sometimes people come into your life and they’re annoying.

All I wanted to do was make the bed, but I have ferrets.

Please NEVER talk to cops; especially without a lawyer present. If you have the misfortune of encountering police who request info other than can be discerned by your lawfully obtained ID, keep your mouth shut unless you are calmly, clearly asserting your right to legal counsel. Now, more than ever.

Thinking back to the time urgent care actually did shit. In 2007 they gave me a bottle of Vicodin for an ear infection now they just use ChatGPT to tell you you're imagining it.

America’s biggest enemy is infiltrating our nat. security systems, kidnapping/human trafficking/exiling our residents/citizens incl. toddlers & kids w/ cancer, destroying our food safety, & arresting judges. It costs us $3 million every time he golfs. 4 #GOP Senators could stop him. #RemoveTrump

I daydreamed about donuts and my eyes glazed over.

I’m not doing the london marathon today but I reckon if I start training now and eat more healthily, next year I should be able to watch a whole one.

yeah I enjoy hard sci-fi

Yeah I got a substack! I got ya sub stack right here! Boom!

Donald Trump reminds me of that terrible president America had 4 years ago.

The thing I miss most about losing an actual physical office to visit is no longer having the opportunity to say the most utterly stupid things completely deadpan, and trying desperately hard not to laugh for the variable number of seconds that each colleague is momentarily confused before laughing.

ME: I used to love fishing when I was young. DATE: Did you fish with your dad? ME: No I mostly used lures HER: Check PLEASE!

A Full Self Driving Tesla is how rich people take the bus. It's like an Uber without the annoying working class person listening in as you gripe about welfare and DEI

Probs beat ma’self up over this but, ooof, fridgey chocolate is the best isn’t it?! 😋🥶

Every time I hear someone say they used ChatGPT to look up something instead of Google an hour of my life is removed

sorry everyone, looks like i will not be girl bossing this summer, given i just hedge trimmered right through a power cable

This is an idiot's take. Wikipedia has human editors who require you to link to actual sources. LLMs just hallucinate shit out of the blue.

The government faked Michael Jackson’s moonwalk.

Happy #AlienDay #AlienDay2025 #AlienDay426 Illustration 2 of 3 inspired by my daughter saying "Spaaace Jooockey!" Jack Black style while I was talking about Alien movies ha

Hi, my name is George, and it’s been 201 days since my last purchase from Amazon.

Well it's Sunday. And you know what happens on Sunday? Show-and-tell happens on Sunday! So show us something you made or found, somewhere you’ve been, something you’re proud of, family, pets, anything neat, really! Go on! Show us!

If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed If you’re happy and you know it, getting up will surely blow it If you’re happy and you know it, stay in bed

I've worked out who he reminds me of, it's both of the Krankies combined.

Beautiful everyday Ladybird things. The gondola basket (1965) Artist: Harry Wingfield

Finished up a commission, ill take another for $20 plus shipping if anyone wants a pigeon drawn. #pigeonSky #bird #animal #dove #fancypigeon #pigeon #art #commission #bsnm

Went on a date. She asked to see my Apple Music Replay from last month. It showed that I listened to Steely Dan for about 6 hours a day. No second date. Fair enough. I just find that Steely Dan get better the more you listen.

When I got a dog I imagined us going out together, him being excited to see people and playing with other dogs. But he's an aggressive little shithead, barks at everything and nips people even in their own homes and I kind of resent him for it. Love him to bits though.

It takes me all weekend to psych myself up to go to Costco on Sunday afternoon

Stephen King's posted an "I say I say I say …" joke on BlueSky, and everyone's replying with serious answers.

Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable theonion.com/artist-...