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I've spiraled a couple times but I'm mostly trying to be positive posting y'all you know my political opinions but X-Files is on let's go.

And another commercial for LoveSac easily the worst named couch company ever.

It's like the ASPCA and St.Jude children's hospital use all of their ad money on this specific free over the air sci-fi channel and I don't understand it. Understand I approve of both of these charities wholeheartedly but I don't need to hear about the suffering of others every 10 to 15 minutes.

Yo the episode of The X-Files where Deep Roy crawls inside fat annoying Americans and controls their body like a puppet just started. Lets fucking go!

I forgot about this someone left their mattress in the park

I had a 2 liter of generic cola that I've drunk probably 8,000 times without issue but today it tasted like crap. Maybe I have fucking covid? I had a large diet Dr Pepper tasted fine food tastes fine but beverages not so much mostly except for that Dr Pepper. Anyway we drinking water now.

This episode of The X-Files one in the later seasons with Agent Daggett features a man who is made of smart metals which is funny because agent daggett is played by the liquid metal Terminator actor Robert Patrick so the whole time he's like oh wow how interesting I'm thinking yeah yeah you know.

These chicken thighs were slow roasted in yummy Mexican spices but I don't have any Mexican hot sauce and that's a crime so worst case scenario I used a little sriracha and it's not bad.

I've been playing The legend of Zelda: Phantom hourglass. It's charming it's a game I never played back in the day. I don't much care for the fact that it's almost entirely touch controlled when there's no real reason for it at least 70% of the time I should be able to move with a d-pad but...

X-Files just started on the Comet channel and even though they're going through the later seasons without Mulder hell we're still ballin'

With his pants down

Another long, vivid dream before waking. The other day it was retaking my driver's test. Everything except driving. Today, a vampire thing with people disappearing and an old fridge that packaged folks into ice bricks and shot them out the rear. It broke and had a frozen sleeping bag hanging.

The whole world celebrated when that child soldier warlord was put to Justice. No more Zordon no more.

I've been playing The legend of Zelda: Phantom hourglass. It's charming it's a game I never played back in the day. I don't much care for the fact that it's almost entirely touch controlled when there's no real reason for it at least 70% of the time I should be able to move with a d-pad but...

We've all been there. Seriously though this might be instructive to Democrats. Even Rich Republicans actually literally believe in things. The Democrat Party can't compel that kind of loyalty because they don't believe in anything. They try to shame people instead. youtu.be/9VnxsFazw9g?...

I'm a Bahai I'm proud of that we believe in world peace and unity the most holy place in our religion is Haifa Israel far to the North cuz that is where our two great prophets are buried. I would like nothing more than for Israel to be a peaceful pluralistic happy society. It is not that.

Feel like I'm Jacob the liar out here at the end of time. *falls on a banana peel head first into a cream pie*

Roger gets it.

Well I have every single GBA game ever made on mine and like 30 PSP games also seasons of TV shows. A little hentai for spice. Great Hidden gem is the hammering Harry title on PSP I forget the full title but seek it out. Still when I use it I'm playing puzzle Quest 99% of the time.

Motor oil for sex or nothing

We've all been there. Seriously though this might be instructive to Democrats. Even Rich Republicans actually literally believe in things. The Democrat Party can't compel that kind of loyalty because they don't believe in anything. They try to shame people instead. youtu.be/9VnxsFazw9g?...

Just saw a “my dad didn’t die in Iraq for this” protest sign and my brother in Christ, yes, yes he did

Allah'u'abha folks let's get that PEACE!

If two chairs fucked would their offspring be a love seat? WHY IS NO ONE BUT ME THINKING ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF THE SENTIENCE OF CHAIRS?! I THINK IT'S PREJUDICE!

Okay dropping my phone in the toilet of the sky time to sleep now.

Nafta for Cats

Who up thinking about schizophrenic cheese?

Ivan Ooze was my father

Certified banger over here why if I knew who created this by hand with the sweat of their brow and the thought of their brain I would give that person $50 via cash app right this very moment. Many are saying this.

I'm asking the deep questions like what if bananas have teeth and bit back and that's why me and bappin have been Shadow banned since BlueSky started. They don't want you to know our cures.

Pouring out of 40 for Sunsoft the best developer no one remembers.

I'm going to start a store in a half dead mall called dirty mops. Our mops are pre-dirtied for your pleasure. Maybe you want a ribbed handle with that dirty Mop? You know you do. (We're a front for the Russian mafia.)