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Get on the wire. Tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down.

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

This gives a whole new meaning to 'Banana Republic.' "So this is how democracy dies...with a systemic failure to comprehend that one does not simply assemble bananas."

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

It's a shame Don & Elon broke up during Pride Month. Love is in the air, gentlemen.

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"Make tacos not walls."

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

That escalated quickly.

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No matter how talented you are, fajitas will always upstage you. -Mitch Hedberg

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

So weird how public officials say "I would say" while they're literally saying it.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Zelly just spent the last 18 months personally overseeing the most staggeringly elaborate, innovative, and consequentially devastating intelligence/sabotage coups of the war, and arguably one of the most brilliant operations in history. In short, it pays to keep one's cards close to the vest.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Latest figures indicate a very good chance Russian casualties in Ukraine will cross the 1M threshold by (perhaps even on) Don's birthday. That would be extraordinarily bad timing for someone trying to equate flexing military might on the parade grounds with presumptive dominance on the battlefield.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I have friends everywhere.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

All right Mr. Tapper, it's time for a nap...

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

The cucumber countdown has commenced, and the tomato timetable is toeing its terminus.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Outside laboratory conditions, no individual can ever truly be objective. That's why laboratory conditions, i.e., science, were established. I hope this clears some things up...including the rash you likely now have.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

So, why did @louisck.bsky.social get in trouble for jerking off in front of people when Bill Maher does that every week?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

STOP "MULLING" AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY!

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I'm going to spell it out for anyone who needs to know. The national conversation continues to be framed in terms of monolithic one-dimensional preconceptions of 'left' and 'right.' Nowhere is this more apparent than the commentariat's characterization of the so-called "far-left." 1/8

submitted 20 days ago • 4 comments

Happy Tuesday to all who observe.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

This is the latest testament to the fact that MAGA has no principles and holds nothing sacred. To these self-proclaimed paragons of piety and patriotism, even God & Country are for sale.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

“He's the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.”

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Since Don's entire worldview derives from TV screens, perhaps we should pull a 'Goodbye Lenin' on him.

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submitted 29 days ago • 84 comments

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

submitted 29 days ago • 454 comments

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

submitted 29 days ago • 362 comments

Giardiniera in the front...inch-thick layer of molten cheese in the back.

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

submitted 29 days ago • 448 comments

Don may have given Carney a minor stroke with that statement, which I guess is on-brand. I myself thought I was having a heart attack when he said "We don't need Canadian lumber." You'd think a self-styled real estate mogul might know the first thing about construction...

submitted 31 days ago • 7 comments

$1M might have been the figure on the check, but the bribe's true cost will be far greater.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Starting with Joe Biden, everyone living rent-free in Don's head should join Truth Social just to dunk on his increasingly idiotic ramblings, fulminations, and flights of fancy. Such input might exasperate him to the point that any impending Constitutional crisis would be...let's say, "short-lived."

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

www.nokings.org

submitted 32 days ago • 971 comments

I totally read this in that creepy cliché monotone groupspeak it was clearly invoking. I was just about to go to bed, and now I'm never sleeping again.

Get on the wire. Tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down.

This gives a whole new meaning to 'Banana Republic.' "So this is how democracy dies...with a systemic failure to comprehend that one does not simply assemble bananas."

It's a shame Don & Elon broke up during Pride Month. Love is in the air, gentlemen.

"Make tacos not walls."

That escalated quickly.

No matter how talented you are, fajitas will always upstage you. -Mitch Hedberg

So weird how public officials say "I would say" while they're literally saying it.

Zelly just spent the last 18 months personally overseeing the most staggeringly elaborate, innovative, and consequentially devastating intelligence/sabotage coups of the war, and arguably one of the most brilliant operations in history. In short, it pays to keep one's cards close to the vest.

Latest figures indicate a very good chance Russian casualties in Ukraine will cross the 1M threshold by (perhaps even on) Don's birthday. That would be extraordinarily bad timing for someone trying to equate flexing military might on the parade grounds with presumptive dominance on the battlefield.

I have friends everywhere.

All right Mr. Tapper, it's time for a nap...

The cucumber countdown has commenced, and the tomato timetable is toeing its terminus.

Outside laboratory conditions, no individual can ever truly be objective. That's why laboratory conditions, i.e., science, were established. I hope this clears some things up...including the rash you likely now have.

So, why did @louisck.bsky.social get in trouble for jerking off in front of people when Bill Maher does that every week?

STOP "MULLING" AND JUST FUCKING DO IT ALREADY!

I'm going to spell it out for anyone who needs to know. The national conversation continues to be framed in terms of monolithic one-dimensional preconceptions of 'left' and 'right.' Nowhere is this more apparent than the commentariat's characterization of the so-called "far-left." 1/8

Happy Tuesday to all who observe.

This is the latest testament to the fact that MAGA has no principles and holds nothing sacred. To these self-proclaimed paragons of piety and patriotism, even God & Country are for sale.

“He's the hero America deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.”

Since Don's entire worldview derives from TV screens, perhaps we should pull a 'Goodbye Lenin' on him.

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.

Giardiniera in the front...inch-thick layer of molten cheese in the back.

Conclave Selects First Chicago-Style Pope

Don may have given Carney a minor stroke with that statement, which I guess is on-brand. I myself thought I was having a heart attack when he said "We don't need Canadian lumber." You'd think a self-styled real estate mogul might know the first thing about construction...

$1M might have been the figure on the check, but the bribe's true cost will be far greater.

Starting with Joe Biden, everyone living rent-free in Don's head should join Truth Social just to dunk on his increasingly idiotic ramblings, fulminations, and flights of fancy. Such input might exasperate him to the point that any impending Constitutional crisis would be...let's say, "short-lived."

www.nokings.org

I totally read this in that creepy cliché monotone groupspeak it was clearly invoking. I was just about to go to bed, and now I'm never sleeping again.

Can we all agree to just eliminate 'BOMBSHELL' from all digital headlines?

Problem: Eggs are too expensive. Solution: Increase cost of everything else.