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sebashtian.com
Dutch guy living in the UK | Sometimes Content Creator | Lover of all things storytelling
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Me: *Gollum breathes* Her: *gets all flustered* Me: "I'm literally doing the Gollum breathing thing" Her: "I know and-.. it's kinda hot" Ladies and gentlemen I present to you the love of my life.

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The boy child bites. 😭

Let’s talk decor! Get a look at interior design in the upcoming Housing system. Learn More: https://blizz.ly/4ifa97U

Ahaha... haha... I'm gonna lose so many hours of my life and it is gonna be WORTH IT.

The sudden feeling that I need to rewatch How I Met Your Mother

I take my job as a teamleader very seriously

Wild to see people write off entire movies on the basis of 10 second teasers

Happy Pokémon day! 12 hours until we know what's next!

Movies you've watched more than six times, gifs only

VISA applications cost a LOT of money This is gonna be one hell of a few months, I'm gonna need to work so bloody much ☠️

Lmao fuck off all the way to the moon

Nothing quite as satisfying to see as a rowdy pub crowd sitting up and paying attention whenever my partner plays and sings God she's so good

In an amazing turn of events facebook introduces AI profiles to theie platform and removes fact checking Dead internet is as much of a theory as the theory of gravity 🫠

Dutch media really jumping on the "Be mentally prepared for war" quote by Rutte. Man I just got my life somewhat together can I just chill before turning 30

Y'all I need fun fonts that I can use commercially for marketing material. I don't have many followers but please send me reccommendations ❤️ It is for Twitch, Youtube and Socials.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn't a selfie

Remembering that one time I made a joke photoshop of Elsa as the Lich King way back when Frozen came out and an overseas knockoff company stole the image and stuck it in a crappy sticker set

Lmao thanks bud

Go on gramps. I'll see you on the other side. 💔

“BLUESKY IS A ECHO CHAMBER” WHAAAAT SORREE ME NO CANS HEAR YOUS OVER DA SOUND OF TRANS PEEPLES BEING FREE SAFE AND HAPPY

I kinda like seeing folks using Bluesky the way that twitter was used for yeeaaaars ago: just posting about their daily things. Anyway time for a drink

I crave coffee

@hammeta.bsky.social BEAN!!

Hi Bluesky! I have deleted the bird app. And am in search of folks who are positive, funny, like Pokémon, are LGBTQ+ and/or generally have a good vibe! Also warcraft roleplayers. Hit me >;)

A year later, I return