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I owe you one, so I'm gonna jam up your opera! Author of FINAL FANTASY VI for @bossfightbooks.com: bit.ly/final-fantasy-vi Contributor and executive officer @popheist.com he/him/homo
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these are INSANE. if i possessed this steady a hand (and any talent for visual art) it would be over for you hoes

I wrote this as part of my new job as SpaceX PR! My salary is paid in crypto and company scrip, and every day we have an enforced 5 minute period where we all must laugh at the numbers 69 and 420, but overall it's a great job!

100%. i've seen several people on Other Sites position this as "YOU see this spaceship blowing up as a failure but I, a genius, see it as a set of learnings" and it's like... bro idc what you learned, you still blew up a fuckin' spaceship

lmfao i have never seen anyone delete a post faster than the guy who just tried to tell the game dev community they have an obligation to start using AI

ok well here’s a PRETTY GOOD find @brettwhite.bsky.social picked up for me in north carolina

i am so glad i held on to my VB. maybe before my switch 2 gets here, i’ll bust mine out and spend a little time reacquainting myself with 3D Tetris and Mario Tennis.

Oh! My latest GamesRadar+ feature is here! It's a look back at the impact of Link's Awakening, schoolyard play sessions, wedding gifts, and the remake's role in revitalizing 2D Zelda. Many thanks to @andybrown202.bsky.social for the opportunity. This is a real personal one, folks.

Palestinians must be heard.

here’s a video of deloris van cartier trying to figure out why i made her treat into a freezer pop

Calling video game industry folks! You know the Strong Museum of Play, right? The museum that understands us & is documenting OUR history? Federal budget shenanigans have them in a surprise $500K hole. If you're able to support them, now's the time. Here's the link: www.museumofplay.org/support/

thinking of the 40th Grammys, where Pavarotti was supposed to perform "Nessun dorma" but got sick and bailed at the last minute. rather than cut his number from the show, they simply asked Aretha Franklin to sing it for him instead

Modern video game commercials: Lavish graphics. A stirring narration. An exciting reveal. 90s commercials: A kid dressed as a robot kicks Bigfoot in the dick. The room erupts in flame. Secret service agents dive through the windows and open fire. Tetris 2, now on Game Boy.

Apparently folks think that writing that contains an em dash is a dead giveaway that it's from ChatGPT, which I guess is a sign that most people have never read anything in their lives.

i remember seeing these in a catalog or something and thinking “wow, i could install ultima vii on that 5 times”

[pitch a movie (or show) with 4 images] would this be a thing

I just found out about these 1970s "big jim" action figures marketed to boys

Tonight's archive.org discovery: a Dreamcast logo style guide from 1999. (Specifically for the European blue swirl.) Link: archive.org/details/DREA...

there’s a bee in this lyft and my driver only speaks cantonese

i have never played a sega dreamcast but i support the cause so hard

Nintendo wishing me (the guy that ran the infamous emulation site) a happy birthday never gets old!

Imagine complaining about mediocre POC and thinking they only get published due to white guilt when mediocre white people get published every single day. Pathetic doesn't even cover it.

the only way we can kill AI is to make CEOs understand that it would be better at their jobs than they are, because they are literally that bad at their jobs

Jeremy answers a lot of the “what the legitimate fucks?” I had on the results of #Eurovision2025. (Many of which I texted to him in all caps on Saturday.) Check out @eurovangelists.com—they’re the best in the game, and @popheist.com is super lucky we were able to work with them this year!

The Grand Final is over and we have a winner! Some immediate thoughts courtesy of @popheist.com; our immediate thoughts in audio form on Thursday.

i do not understand why europe votes the way it does and i never will #eurovision

The day @popheist.com launched, my mom was so excited because she could actually *see the website* Anyway — Pop Heist! No ads! No pop-ups! Aside from the sign-up one, which, we need because having no ads makes making a living off this ... it's hard so far! So ... consider signing up!

pokemom sword/shield added to the nintendo music app and this morning’s commute has been transformed