Profile avatar
seismicshed.bsky.social
Husband to a patient wife. Father to a trans daughter and an 8ft son. Increasingly frustrated and angry with the stupidity of the world. Musician. Gardener. Drinker. Straight cis 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 ally. He / him.
8,502 posts 845 followers 429 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter
Posts 22 Comments 28

Google the lyrics to Iggy Pop's "Lust for life" if you want true, unadulterated nonsense.

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Wife is asleep. I'm drinking wine out of a tea mug. But it's a glass tea mug so thereby classy. This premier inn has seen better days though. Evidence of some of them is still on the walls.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

My kids forgetting it's father's day is entirely in character for both of them.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

In Scotland. Been up a big hill with a waterfall. Now full of food and about to become full of wine. Some twat left the TV in the hotel on GB news. Happy Sunday.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Hard not to conclude that there's a percentage of US cops that have waiting for years for a excuse to shoot at their own people.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

If my half century of existence has taught me anything, it's never give Curry's your email address.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Poncing about to feed the ego of a tosspot both sides of the pond today.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Bloody hell, America.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

What is common knowledge in your field, but shocks outsiders? I'm not a human jukebox, I can't play every single song ever, however badly you sing the riff at me. This shocks so many people. Also, no, you can't have a go on the drums, fuck off. You don't ask a dentist for a go on their drill?!

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Doesn't matter if your tinpot is gold plated, it's still a tinpot.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Back from a gig in Ashfield. Sometimes it's easy to see how they voted for Anderson.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If the world ends whilst I'm gigging tonight, I'll wish I had more choc ices. To sit on.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Already dehydrating rapidly. Tonight's gig is going to be hotter than the devil's own bunghole.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Fascinating post juxtaposition @funsoph.bsky.social 😂

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

I stayed in the same Mexican hotel as Sooty's Matthew Corbett. Didn't speak to him though.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Well that was a blast.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I'm off to play at the... YMCA.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Feels like my body is ready to collapse underneath me today. Got two days work and two night gigs to get through before sodding of to Scotland to recharge* *Get dragged up every hill, coastal path, waterfall and around every castle in the Ayrshire area.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Looks like the 8ft son and his partner will be moving closer to us now that they're about to graduate. She's just been offered a job working for the devil, but with decent hours and recompense.

submitted 5 days ago • 2 comments

The reaper seems like he's got a lot on at the minute. Awaiting news of my wife's auntie.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Many tried to sound like the beach boys. Few succeeded. Farewell Mr Wilson.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

These wireless sprinklers are rubbish. Doesn't matter how many times I say "Alexa, water my garden", it just sits there.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments