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selfification.bsky.social
Explorer of stars, exploder of code exploits, reasoner of crypto nonsense, debugger of persistent bullshit. she/her they/them 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
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Any NC friend here in the triangle? Anyone want to meet up for the afternoon?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

"Why is it asking me again... UGHHHHHH. I'm never doing this again on a smart phone cause it ain't smart." Old guy loudly yelling in the waiting room of radiology.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

why is the president the only person testing the limits of his power? everyone should see what they can get away with. what if zookeepers gave helicopters to gorillas? nobody has tried this

submitted 7 days ago • 390 comments

Meet the cats who live at the Jeptha Creed distillery in Kentucky.

submitted 12 days ago • 19 comments

Ok I'm watching the 4th John Wick twitch livestream (a.k.a. movie) and after all the isometric map resident evil stuff... did they just start playing Justice? Like Genesis from Justice... in Paris! I think I gave myself whiplash from the after-midnight headbanging.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Trans goals - your dad tells you you are way too booby to leave without a camisole. #pride

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

To anyone using Hopper in South Bay. Just don't. After the VTA strike, their system decided to pull a southwest and the system hallucinates drivers and arrival times. Wasted an entire hour.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

When even the skies remind us to celebrate Pride. 🥰 Hoping for another celestial affirmation tonight.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

im a idiot sandwich

submitted 16 days ago • 5 comments

God we're back to this again? Flying across the country through SFO is going to be so miserable. Why can we not have nice things?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I just spent 3 hours watching a "Tom Cruises stunt and sfx nostalgia compilation" with a barely sensible plot loosely attached to it. Still liked it (saw it in the theater) but my god the audience was groaning at the callbacks at moments.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

My concierge just asked me how many clients I had today. I am not a sex worker. Yet anyway.

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Ugggh note to accessibility designers. Fire alarms are way too loud. Yes you need to wake people asleep but you also can't give people panic attacks.

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

Rewatching "I watched the TV glow" right after recovering from a severe massive panic attack is.... oh god I can't.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Ooof every member of my household now has a cold. After 2020, I've noted how many times I've gotten a resp. disease (2 colds, 1 covid) and every time I properly masked, I was fine and every time I f***ed up even once, I was a vector. The individual p-value for masking is going up and up.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

I just realized that between a renovation project and a pending separation... I no longer have any of my diplomas, medical records or even rental documents with my deadname. It's like I actually accidentally erased so much of my life. I think @sigmastarstate.bsky.social still has my wisdom tooth.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

And this is why every time I think of re-applying for a physics PhD, I am just straight up discouraged because *what sensor are they funding*? *Which telescope will they kill*? *Which class mate are they deporting*? So so stupid. So utterly wasteful and ruinous of so many lives.

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments

Umm... damn you lego for ummm... holding my wallet and keys hostage? I might have bought a full shuttle carrier aircraft from you in the mean time. IS THIS YOUR LONG CON? Fill my room with science legos? Because if it is, I am fully aware of your wiley ways and... it's so totally working.

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Using Lego to confirm why "Oh my model fell down but only 3 things popped off" is a mistake by painstakingly disassembling it to tighten every single impact energy absorption point. Kicker: This was the apollo 11 lander model. It was fragile as fragile gets.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

AAAAAAAGH just tell me I'm trans. Don't say I "fail a security check" you bitch as fuckweasels. MY NAME IS MARA! FUCK YOU IT IS MARA!

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment