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Deeply Serious Person. USF stuff. Likely Muppet.
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The Time of Yoshi

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Oops, all slaves

submitted 4 hours ago • 20 comments

Remember like a month ago when he tried to reopen Alcatraz

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Hey did you know there's an alligator without it's upper jaw that's alive and thriving at Gatorland? That gators name? Jawlene

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Explain your @ ... I started a Twitter to retweet something for charity and then started interacting with the EDSBS crew, so I came up with dumbest name I could on the spot

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Needs more K

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My decision not to go to Florida looks better every year

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CHECK OUT MY NEW WONKA'S

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In any functioning society this motherfucker would be sitting in a jail cell

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SEVENTEEN THIRTY-EIGHT

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In 1988 I spent $10,000 on black and white striped suits and was all ready to start my new life and then Beetlejuice came out and I never really recovered

submitted 22 hours ago • 8 comments

Imagine being given orders by some asshole in skinny jeans

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This may have been the funniest part of the 2016 gop primary. Ted Cruz would regularly say how his dad was tortured in Cuba but not tell the crowd it wasn’t the Castro regime, and clearly was saying a true thing but allowing the crowd to infer incorrectly that it was Castro

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Remember when people ended a Vice President's entire career because he misspelled "Potato"

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Fuck these people

submitted 21 hours ago • 2 comments

turns out climate change will cost dramatically more than economists predicted, and the cost of addressing it is actually negative. oops! prospect.org/environment/...

submitted 23 hours ago • 107 comments

The people who keep pushing for them should maybe take a second to read them

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"If you don't support absolutely everything I believe you're a bigot"

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Hell yeah love having my future in the hands of a sun downing psychopath

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Chess analysis: By disconcertingly eating his own rook and two queen side pawns, Trump is opening up the board and affording himself various attacking and defensive plans during a congested middle game.

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chatting with a venezuelan friend last night, he said this picture got posted in his group chat with other south americans with “oooh don’t spoil the plot of this one for the americanos lol”

submitted 1 day ago • 37 comments

You get navy blue suit, jeans or 5" shorts, we're all out of other models

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Getting doored by a Waymo into another Waymo. These things run through roundabouts in our neighborhood. And the cops use them to spy on people. If you wonder why your appliances need an internet connection it's because they're spying on you and selling your data. Waymo and DoorDash robots too.

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Even Blackberry doesn't deserve a stray like that

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Well you need education and empathy so I hope that clears up any discrepancy for Michelle there

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🚨 Hollywood, CA, yesterday. Do not look away because this will be your city soon. Source: Reddit

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sensational

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Not long ago, MAGA would have said you're supposed to shoot masked guys in keffiyehs who attack you on the street and try to abduct you. Hell, they even screamed "terrorist scarf" and threatened to boycott when Rachel Ray wore a keffiyeh-inspired wrap in a Dunkin' Donuts ad!

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what are you supposed to do when the "good" political party doesn't treat a dozen credible sexual harassment claims as disqualifying for a political candidate. how are you supposed to ignore that

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oh wow, they invented the perfect pair of sunglasses for people to wear while crashing their cybertrucks and blasting morgan wallen

submitted 1 day ago • 93 comments

Hell yeah we're going to be roasted to death so Facebook can feed fresh AI boomer memes to your parents for 12+ hours a day

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The temperature in Vermont being significantly higher than Key West seems bad

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Explains a lot

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As goes Florida, so goes the country

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"It's a big club and you ain't in it"

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They're terrified

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They got rid of this masterpiece and replaced it with a bunch of fucking dorks running around in robes in 99% humidity

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Trump’s DOJ should drop Biden’s case against @bubbaprog.lol because it’s unconstitutional. But if that’s not enough, he should drop it because prosecuting the journalist who exposed Ye as an antisemite is contrary to his claim to be an enemy of antisemitism. We wrote about it in @usatoday.com

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I STILL TO THIS DAY CANNOT BELIEVE THAT TIM WALZ TOOK OVER THE ENTIRE 2024 RACE BY CALLING THEM "WEIRDOS" AND IT COMPLETELY DEMORALIZED THEM AND THEN ***THEY JUST STOPPED DOING IT***

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