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“Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me...!" From 'The New Colossus,' engraved on the Statue of Liberty She/Her -- 🚫DMs please
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Some news: A few hours after I filed the draft to this story, CNN laid me off. As part of a massive restructuring/changes across the network, my role as climate writer was among the 200 that got cut last week. It’s disappointing, but I’ll be okay. My last day is on Feb 21. A thread.🧵 1/

I've seen the question: "When were you radicalized" a lot; I think it's great one. My dream is to look every member of congress who voted to affirm Hegseth, and ask: "When did you sell your soul?"

It should be mandatory for all reporters in a White House press conference to state the price of eggs that day. Just so Little Donny Tiny Hands knows. Then they can pitch their useless, softball questions. #eggs #eggs #eggseggseggs #bawk

Trump has deployed active military to help round up migrants and put them into detention camps. The military forced us out of our homes at gunpoint in 1942 because we were considered possibly disloyal Americans. They sent us to internment camps for four years. History is repeating. Pay attention.

Wow

Someone back in the day gave me this movie, Idiocracy. I was like... This is too preposterous for me, who thinks Zoolander is one of the best three movies ever made. And God was like, 'Preposterous, she says? Hold my beer...' So, basically, what I'm saying is this is all my fault. Sorry guys 😞

If a child refuses to nap, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

A rapist, a felon, and a reality star asshole walked into a bar Bartender: what can I get you Mr President

IMMIGRANTS: KNOW YOUR RIGHTS legalaidnyc.org/get-help/imm... And know we love you.

Ya'll put this firmly in your mind: There's another pandemic on the way, & DJT doesn't want anyone to know how many die on his watch You & the people you love are a statistic to be swept under the rug Virtue & good intentions DO NOT VOTE. Only you can #vote #noonewilldoitforyou #primariescount

LOL like Trump's hands are that large... but I DO like the deformed alien appendage on Vance's hand. That I'll buy. #badAI #lol

Hey y'all, time to take out the trash. You know what to do.

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@marksomers.bsky.social You had me at 'perspiring writer.'

Hey, ya'll! It's been a salty morning about diffraction and shadows, but I wanted to let the folks following me without a follow-back: I vet and I vet kinda hard. I'm catching up, though! Thank you for your patience and 💙 to you all.

I didn't think I'd have to repeat myself on this one, but I'm seeing 2024 election deniers out this morning, so here you go:

Have you ever just wanted to slap the beard off someone's neck?