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new “Boys of Summer” cover just hit

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“reality tv is inherently fascist” is my most consistently vindicated hot take of all time

submitted 1 day ago • 83 comments

Imagine killing your mentor and literal partner-in-crime so that three days later a guy who used to farm water can talk about how blowing up a moon-sized space gun is no big deal because he used to shoot Mountain Dew cans off his front porch with a BB gun #Andor

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

it would be a fantastic bit if Grok kept rotating quirks like audience suggestions at improv

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The Internet was a mistake

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

I was panicked that my 7-year-old might freak out during the face melting scene in Indiana Jones but she said "I guess he shouldn't have opened that" as seriously as possible and I've been crying laughing for 10 minutes

submitted 7 days ago • 188 comments

British culture is unhinged, I just learned Right Said Fred is named after a novelty record about trying to move a piece of furniture by the guy who played Donna’s grandpa on Doctor Who

submitted 7 days ago • 7 comments

Vance going to meet the pope, the pope -immediately- dying, and the conclave then -immediately- electing a new pope who’s pretty unknown except for tweets about how much he dislikes Vance, is some Shakespearean revenge drama and I am here for it

submitted 8 days ago • 14 comments

we're gonna keep appointing new, increasingly more vance-hostile popes until he converts back to protestantism

submitted 8 days ago • 34 comments

jd vance is going to kill a second pope

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probably my favorite pope post of this pope cycle

submitted 9 days ago • 120 comments

UPDATE: white smoke has also been spotted in the city center of Avignon,,, bad news folks!!!

submitted 9 days ago • 76 comments

CBS on the cardinals: "One thing we know they're not doing is checking Instagram because their devices have all been confiscated. I believe the kids call it rawdogging."

submitted 10 days ago • 1342 comments

It’s Star Wars Day, you say? Then it’s time once more for one of my favourite things ever. Written by @quantick.bsky.social

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

I’m a May the 4th curmudgeon but this is good

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It's a brutal time for young men. April — 1805. Napoleon is master of Europe. Only the British fleet stands before him. Oceans are now battlefields.

submitted 13 days ago • 30 comments

I got to hear the incredible @mashagessen.bsky.social speak today and ask them what American media can learn from Russia. “Thinking that you can give a little once in a while—that never works. You give any autocrat an inch, they'll take a mile. So resist while you have more resources to resist.”

submitted 13 days ago • 10 comments

all of this hype over a new pope and then they announce him and he’s got some dumb name like “GREGORY XVII.” they should shake things up and give this one a star wars name. his holiness rylar jorbo

submitted 13 days ago • 44 comments

Mark Zuckerberg saying “actually no one has friends” is at “the female orgasm doesn’t exist” levels of telling on yourself

submitted 15 days ago • 65 comments

Revenge of the Sith is kind of funny in a meta sense now because grown adults look at focus group tested slop and are like “this shit is too political, unlike the movies of my childhood where Darth Vader choked his wife then looked at the camera and directly quoted George W. Bush.”

submitted 16 days ago • 15 comments

A calculator that costs 1 trillion dollars, but it’s also wrong

submitted 17 days ago • 85 comments

utterly bereft to learn that by “monster” Ross only means “large” here

submitted 17 days ago • 13 comments

I check the little screen, I check the big screen, I check the watch screen, I check the tablet screen. I check the screen that reminds me of the good times, I check the screen that reminds me of the better times.

submitted 18 days ago • 173 comments

chonky baby boy I love him and all academic cats 🩵

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

As a break from doom: this review is written to the scheme of exactly the song you hoped it would be

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

OK, its not a question of whether the phone is compromised. If you are the spy chief of a major country's intelligence service and your people have not compromised this phone, you should resign and find some other line of work

submitted 22 days ago • 63 comments

“is my calculator horny?“ our tech columnist asks. “i entered 5318008 into it and turned it upside down. what i saw surprised me”

submitted 22 days ago • 171 comments

probably the hannibal/miggs that included the line "in fact, just as Miggs's orgasm was ebbing, so was his life". it's lost to the mists of livejournal. sorry y'all

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unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

submitted 24 days ago • 730 comments

I…I don’t know how I feel about this but i do respect the bit

submitted 24 days ago • 2 comments

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

submitted 24 days ago • 143 comments

Live your life so that when you visit the Pope and he dies the next day everyone’s first thought isn’t “bet he killed him”

submitted 26 days ago • 35 comments

I wish jrr tolkien could do just a little bit of haunting just to fuck up those tech guys who keep naming their shitty companies after his lore

submitted 25 days ago • 61 comments

I think Latin Patriarch of Jerusalem is probably a tough sell for Holy Father 2025, but agree that Pope Pizzaballa would cause the Internet to spontaneously combust, taking down the grid worldwide in a spasm of joy

submitted 25 days ago • 53 comments

[guy who’s only seen the 2024 US Presidential election watching the 2025 papal conclave] “getting a lot of ‘2024 US Presidential election’ vibes from this”

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Regardless of how one feels about the Catholic Church or about Pope Francis, now is a time to come together to claim that JD Vance killed him

submitted 26 days ago • 139 comments

he met jd vance, realized christ didn’t quite lock all the demons away on saturday, and went back down to finish the fight

submitted 26 days ago • 2 comments