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Neon Purple Plastic Kangaroo (Occasional dumb suit idea or purchased commission account. Also on Twit @TheSeritaph and Seritaph on FA) Cannot draw; art on here is either purchased or a gift. 🔞 Really old. One of the original online inflation oddballs.

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Very hit by a Loony toons bomb looking purple plastic kangaroo on fire and smoldering slumps over in front of you in a limp depressurized toy sorta way Oh hey. Hi. Yeah. Hope you're doing ok! I'm not, but I suuuck. Do better than me ok?

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Behold! Nothing up my sleeves! Waves hands prestigitatiously AbracaMakesTheAudienceTakeANapWithMe What?! You know you fuckers need one.

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Please know I still love your presence owo

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

"Air Mattress" - a term for a person brought into an existing couple to create a polycule but who ends up mainly being an inflated plaything for the existing couple.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

🤫🤫🤫 I wish I could tell you how to bypass paywalls with simple programming steps that anyone could do. I am not authorized to post the following meme.

submitted 11 days ago • 38 comments

"born this way" is such a funny queer anthem when it's applied to your mega horny a-spec friend who does NOT want to fuck but yearns intensely to be turned into a pool toy

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Is wearing a shiny t-shirt with the "GOODYEAR" logo 100th Anniversary of the Goodyear Blimp's first flight! Whoo! Hope I look that round and firm when I'm 100! Hm, if I got blimp big with this logo I could give people cleavage rides and no one would suspect I'm not the real thing...

submitted 13 days ago • 2 comments

Why is Roo barely posting/replying these days: Dealing with psyche crushing levels of RSD (ADHD related) due to things being stressful right now. In reality I'm sure y'all are fine with me. But inner me Is Unable To Believe That. At all. Stupid brain vibes, how do they work...

submitted 14 days ago • 5 comments

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submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

A certain purple plastic 'roo appears, wearing a two sizes too large cowboy hat and twirling an airhose lariat How now, soon to be overinflated rubber cow!