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Proof That I am Deeply Disturbed
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WATCH: “Holy f*ck — They literally just shot her point blank… I live here…” @lapdhq shoot a woman trying to get to her apartment at point blank range with a rubber bullet. Alexandria’s page (the woman who helps her): www.tiktok.com/@labyrinthlo...

humanism kinda overrated tbh I bet we could do something better

still can't believe gormless is a real word

the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser

chroma keying out my blue screen to make it look like i'm standing in front of a green screen instead, for the better conveyance of the concept to the viewer

The real reason Socrates chose to accept his death instead of escaping in Crito is because hemlock tea is super yummy

when it comes to golf, golf is the name of the game

its kind of a weird fucking coincidence that achille's weak spot was achilles tendon. thats almost the exact same name. what are the odds.

what if scurvy makes me kinder

kid "napping"? yeah they tend to do that

I'm just saying, if someone sent me the gps coordinates of where I live I wouldn't even notice, I would be like "I wonder where that is" and then move on

A banana peel is honestly the most classic thing to slip on

"You may shoot me dead in the street, but in the Arena of Principled Debate I'll remain undefeated. Ha. Enjoy your delusion."—His Last Words

introducing myself to a new discord

every friend group has that one guy who is bewitched by the thorned chain

My new years resolution will be unachievable and impossible so i dont have to worry about it

my tragic backstory is that I was introduced to Undertale at a young age

do NOT zone out while eating pez, I just absentmindedly ate a third of my novelty miniature mahjong set

someone just stole my humongous grinch

it's not that I'm intolerant of lactose, I just don't agree with their lifestyle

Actually I am lactose intolerant but true to form you'd never be able to tell by my diet

I may be fucked up in many indescribable ways but at least I don't have any allergies, so I can always enjoy amazing dishes and snacks

new mcmansion hell: new jersey "19th century" "eclecticism" mcmansionhell.com/post/7685369...

marx failed to consider the most oppressed class of them all (popular shitposters)

$200 or I bite you really really hard ? Choose wisely

imagining a gay cannibal restaurant where the waiters ONLY serve cunt

Eat sand at the beach for a bad snack

So you think this is funny? A lot of people are going to disagree with you. Real humor, done with taste makes most everyone laugh or at least smile. This not humor dude. Get off of illegal drugs and then try again.