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sethteel.bsky.social
I'm a savory dude. Habitual line stepper. Malcontent. Devo was right. 'It's a sad and beautiful world.' Dis/Dat/Dem.
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For the first time in a long time I am ready to get to work tomorrow. Finally coming out of this post pandemic funk.

Got invited to "Punks Over 50" FB group. Damn, motherfuckers, I'm just 44!

Grackle> Crow.

Working on a new instrumentals only playlist called "Shut the Fuck Up!" Gimme some suggestions. All genres welcomed.

Man, the Cardinals done fucked this game up. I'm heading to my porch.

Just made a Billy Madison reference to my bartender that born after 2000. Obviously he didn't get it. Now I feel old as fuck!

All this rain brought out the Tarantula Hawks. This does not bode well for my pups. I'm sure one's gonna get stung.

My wife asked if I was alright tonight. I told her I was somewhere between aggro and alright. I'm not sure she understands where I am.

Grosse Pointe Blank until I pass out. #ItWasIfTheydSwelled

Bought a new laptop today. It was long overdue. The one I've been using I bought in 2020.

In other news... I get to Drive By Truckers, Deer Tick, and Thelma & The Sleaze tonight.

Motherfuckers born on 3rd base be on social media like: "Despite all odds..." Sir, you quite literally missed the point of that statement.

Why is FB suggesting the group "Homesteading for Singles" to me? I am neither single nor a homesteader.

Back in the art studio for the Summer semester.

I barely ate anything yesterday but somehow woke up with a diverticulitis flare up. Couch ridden until these meds kick in.

I put on pants so I could go outside to piss 🤦🏽

Jeff Healey the steel player from Roadhouse, just friended me on FB. He's been dead since 2008. But yeah, I still dig his shit!

Me road dawg!

Take away sleep, and I spend more time on my porch than in my house. And it's almost a wash with sleep. #PorchinIt

When a cloud moves over the sun like a hyper color shirt. 🤌🏽

Heard my first chicharras of the season. It's gettin' fucking hot. 98⁰ ahora!

Wife got a new laptop. It's charging in the kitchen, so I Meat Spun her. Still a child after all these years.

Gotta two margarita buzz and I ain't even .ad about it.

Been listing to The Cramps since I woke up this morning. Sometimes you need some psychobilly weird in you life ..which is most days for me.

In the last two weeks I did 12 Broker Price Opinions, netting me enough cash to buy a new laptop and home office setup. Long overdue. Also have enough left over to get tattooed!

The wife is making carnitas and the entire house smells fucking delicious!

I find it disturbing that pharmaceutical companies soundtrack their commercials with parodied music that directly corresponds with the demographic needing their product. I just saw one for a Relapsing MS drug called Rumvoni sung to the tune of A-ha's "Take on Me."

It might not've been the best financial decision, but I went ahead and booked the Outlaw Country for next year. It's one of the few things that makes me happy. So fuck it, why not!?

The new Tom Segura show "Bad Thoughts" is both ridiculous and hilarious.

I also took the doors off the Jeep today.

Today's feat of amazement. Whilst vacuuming cobwebs off our front windows I sucked up a red wasp on the attack mid-air. Chalk one up for the good guys!

Damn, hoping all my friends in St. Louis are safe and sound.

New album from @buckonine.bsky.social and a new single from @vandoliers.bsky.social ! I've got good new tunes for my flight back to Texas!

JFC my mother is a stressful person to be around.

Made the mistake of trying BBQ in Louisville, KY. I knew better than to get the brisket, but the pulled pork I got was so dry and stringy it needed to be douched in sauce.

Turns out they're training new bomb sniffing dogs at SAT. Several GSPs and some beagles.

SAT --> DAL --> SDF. ✈️

With Trump's new Qatar jet here at the San Antonio airport they got the bomb sniffing dogs everywhere.

The bats are out tonight. I thank you for your service!

It's 86⁰ here right now. Glad I'm heading to Louisville on Tuesday, cuz this weather bout to get fucked.

Why is it macaroni & cheese with fresh ground black pepper is one of the great delicacies of our time?

Sometimes being bored is a good thing to be. #PorchinIt

Everytime I see people walking around with giant headphones on I just assume they're autistic.