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A glorious tale open.substack.com/pub/christia...

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Glastonbury is like test cricket. I love having it on in the background as I go about the housework, mostly ignoring it but occasionally giving it my rapt attention.

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

It’s cliched to be cynical at Glastonbury.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

Has matey from franz Ferdinand had his plugs done?

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Anna Camp and Jade Whipkey are total Toast of London names.

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Booked myself a trip to the tip. Yes that is a Christmas wreath.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Every week I think I’m going to get these. But after 26 years of living away from the Wirral it’s all just sandstone and hedges.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

The divide between state school and private school can be overstated, but then I remember my days playing quidditch on a Vileda Supermop.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

For my graduation ceremony the honorary degree went to some banker who used his speech to praise the Thatcher government for saving the country and harangued Labour ministers for being terrible oiks. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Swapping your fork into your right hand to pick up food

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Flying ants are out

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I’m pretty sure there was an episode in which he did a version of Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now on the pub Joanna. My sequel would involve a time-travelling Morrissey tracking him down, Terminator-style.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

I wholeheartedly endorse this statement

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Can’t wait to get my hands on Sabrina Carpenter’s new LP, Smell the Glove.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Just had a nostalgic visit to a boozer which I remember going to for one of my first Christmas dos as a young employee. On that occasion I remember a vicious argument breaking out over the best Jam LP. Great days.

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

Don’t English footballers have middle class names now? 1960: Alf, Don, Ron 1970s: Mick, John, Terry 1980s: Darren, Gary, Wayne 1990s: Steve, Ian, Matt…the decades since: no idea I haven’t paid any attention.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

Just watched the first new one of The Gold. It’s still jolly good fun. I like the strict formula of ‘orange filter = hot country/ brown filter = 1980s England’

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Alec Gilroy, walking out of court, 1998

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

Have been working* on this project** for YEARS and finally completed it yesterday (annoyingly a day after #WorldBookDay, but (shrugs)) Pnin: a 🧵 * or “working” ** or “project”

submitted 112 days ago • 6 comments

It’s Kurt Vonnegut’s picture of an asshole isn’t it?

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

See Alan Bennett’s History Boys for how this works. The Oxford tutorial and union debates system promotes those people who present weak arguments with flair. That’s why the UK is has so many good barristers and bloody awful politicians.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Just idly wondering, y’know, day dreaming really, just running through my mind whether any football clubs might have a large prevalence of ADHD players, and if so which club might have the most.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

The first draft of the Police Squad script needed some work

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments