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shanxs.bsky.social
✨💁🏽‍♀️ 92% i be on here just yappin (it’s probably song lyrics)
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mount rushmore was vandalism

i think mount rushmore should get put back to the way it was. why it’s white mans faces on those beautiful mountains?!

one of the ladies in this networking breakout room is a mary kay consultant 🙃

it’s all old white women in this networking meeting 😑

“just eat one almond and chew it really good”

one day i will do a good job bleaching my locs 🤞🏽

no but fr i gotta fix my mindset, seasonal depression is actually murdering me

tryna manifest a better fuckin attitude

if i had a twin i think i would be the evil one

Kendrick saying “if this world were mine I’d take your enemies in front of God” is my idea of romance.

mannnn finn’s dad is such a deadbeat 😒 martin mertins 😒

maybe i should probably get back on an ssri but that’s so much work

If you ever doubt your ability, just remember that Dolly Parton wrote I Will Always Love You and Jolene on the same day and tbh you’ll never achieve anything like that so you might as well give up.

wife material? i’m barely even person material

i’d like to order one year of rest and relaxation please. just like the book is fine

where did i go wrong

gotta find a good recipe for a vegan carrot cake

there’s a long list of things i wish i could do but ill never be able to

fuck everybody. that’s on my body.

the absolute relief of not having anyone i know irl on here

my life really isn’t turning out the way i wanted at all, i’m cooked

Kendrick: Section 80: the hood fucked up GKMC: my city fucked up TPAB: Americas fucked up DAMN: 🌍 is fucked up Mr Morale: I’m fucked up GNX: yall got me fucked up (Inspired by a video I can’t find to tag but want to credit. Let’s find them)

*me, on social media*: that’ll never be me (envious)

do we have drafts on here yet?

think i finally need a second monitor

fresh out of fucks forever

maybe pump the brakes

tell them that it’s human nature

finna plant a money tree then shake it

i finally finished chain gang all stars last night 9/10 please let someone make the movie

working out is a scam

“Are you really low maintenance or are you used to being neglected?”

is there even a next step to take