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i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

submitted 1 day ago • 16 comments

Ever wondered what a trumpet would sound like in jelly? Well, am I about to answer your question...

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

discovered Rex's squeaky toy has gotten pushed into Narnia and just laid on the floor with him in defeat

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Elite is based???

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

This is THE tweet of all time

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

gay men's baseball team, about halfway between Chicago and Boston - all of them into anal fisting call that: The Pink Sox

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

maybe I should have learned python instead of powershell

submitted 9 days ago • 3 comments

whomst posted up aside my abode

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The microplastic is the powerhouse of the balls

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

new app/service idea, ADHDinner configurable push notifications of "have you eaten yet?" and if you don't tap "yes" by 8 pm it orders something off a list you set up in advance

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

it does, barely, after taxes lol. lmao.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

HE FINALLY TOOK A SHIT ALHAMDULILLAH

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

💭 "$20 burrito taxi is unsustainable and the gig economy exploits it's workers" vs 💭 "my dog is too sick to walk to dinner, I'm hungry, and it's 85 degrees in my apartment" FIGHT

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Tomorrow I find out if my annual bonus covers the $xxk spent on Rex in the last week I love corporate america 🇱🇷🙃🗽

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

If (not when) Rex recovers, I had better see lines out the door for y'all to give him the socialization he's missed out on over the years

submitted 19 days ago • 4 comments

chat do I grind up the rest of this questionably soluble kibble media when making Dog Soup?

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

yes, but what about Second ER

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

🎉 pyloric outlet obstruction 🎉

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

< "he will need extra sedatives, he is a big anxious dog" > "okay!" [gives sedatives] > "okay so it's been 25 minutes and he's still not out, we're going to top up his sedation"

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i think, unfortunately, that this may be my masterpiece

Ever wondered what a trumpet would sound like in jelly? Well, am I about to answer your question...

discovered Rex's squeaky toy has gotten pushed into Narnia and just laid on the floor with him in defeat

Elite is based???

This is THE tweet of all time

gay men's baseball team, about halfway between Chicago and Boston - all of them into anal fisting call that: The Pink Sox

maybe I should have learned python instead of powershell

whomst posted up aside my abode

The microplastic is the powerhouse of the balls

new app/service idea, ADHDinner configurable push notifications of "have you eaten yet?" and if you don't tap "yes" by 8 pm it orders something off a list you set up in advance

it does, barely, after taxes lol. lmao.

HE FINALLY TOOK A SHIT ALHAMDULILLAH

💭 "$20 burrito taxi is unsustainable and the gig economy exploits it's workers" vs 💭 "my dog is too sick to walk to dinner, I'm hungry, and it's 85 degrees in my apartment" FIGHT

Tomorrow I find out if my annual bonus covers the $xxk spent on Rex in the last week I love corporate america 🇱🇷🙃🗽

If (not when) Rex recovers, I had better see lines out the door for y'all to give him the socialization he's missed out on over the years

chat do I grind up the rest of this questionably soluble kibble media when making Dog Soup?

yes, but what about Second ER

🎉 pyloric outlet obstruction 🎉

< "he will need extra sedatives, he is a big anxious dog" > "okay!" [gives sedatives] > "okay so it's been 25 minutes and he's still not out, we're going to top up his sedation"

update: we're at the ER now, he puked twice between my apartment and the exam room

how can such a small dog vomit so much, holy shit

I made this and forgot to post it thanks for looking at my poast