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Raised by the internet. 🏳️‍🌈 married. Writer ✍🏼 TTRPG Developer 🎲 (shark0chie.itch.io/) Shark0chie #9281 on Discord
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Abra-cadabra-ah Ooh-La-La-La-La Raki-ti-tah-ti-tah Mahi-maw-maw-mi-maw (I don’t know the lyrics and this is what I hear in my head)

Hmm. Take the fictional characters quiz and post the first four you know. openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...

Next week it begins! Come check out this event! Help spread the word!

Had the stark realization that the freshman orientation class I taught for fall 2021 should be graduating this month and I feel like the crypt keeper 🫠

Have a meeting with my boss this morning, and in context of a micromanaging coworker always whispering in his ear I’m nervous about it 😬

It’s so sad seeing someone lose the plot.

Can’t get enough #DragRace ? Do you find yourself saying, “Well, if I was in her position, I would’ve eliminated ______, and turned it out in the lip sync.” Do you love #TTRPG ? Do you love naming your own price? Then you may just love my new self-published game: shark0chie.itch.io/mother-drags...

I think the TFT team should really just cut their losses and just keep Set 10 Remix Rumble around permanently because no one really wants to play Set 14.

I love this thing since I saw it. Honorable mentions are Revaroom, Aron, and Copperajah.

Just sent an email to an applicant who's email was "bussy[name]@gmail.com" so I'm retiring expeditiously.

I Survived Physical Therapy and All I Got Was This T-shirt

I started Expedition 33 today, and when Maelle started talking I was like “…Shadowheart?” Clocked that tea right away.

I just think it’s funny how queer spaces are often advertised aswarm, welcoming, and safe” when my experience is often the opposite. It just really sucks that queer people often suffer from bullies in high school/society and then turn around and bully within as some kind of power fantasy.

Not to be dramatic, but people who play Moltres/Charizard ex decks should be waterboarded.

Sorry I haven’t been posting! I have been buried under the weight of existential dread, new political horrors coming to light every 0.2 seconds from the news cycle, and the idea that every person I’ve ever known in my life has hated me from the second they met me! But enough about me, how are you?

Post-therapy me telling stories from the 30 years when I was rawdogging life with undiagnosed autism and adhd:

Ew.

I’m SO close to selling out of books for the first time ever, so I’m extending the sale through the end of the month. ☺️

Chase. Chad. Charlie. The most heinous of all? Chanse.

I want to play Expedition 33 but just bought a bunch of other games and need to be responsible.

I love how our health care system in this country deliberately makes trying to figure out how your insurance benefits work, how they coordinate to cover your care, and the billing of services afterward. Truly love it.

I’m tired of being paired against Giratina ex/Darkrai ex/Mewtwo ex decks, thanks

I guess now is the wrong time to be adjusting to a new mental health medication. I’m experiencing most of the side effects listed for it these last two weeks 😵‍💫

Every time we order from Pizza Hut, I like to get marinara sauce. We usually add on to our order but they often forget. This most recent time however they sent us five marinara sauces, like “Here’s your damn sauce, you bitch.”