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I’m sure my wife was psyched to come down from her nap to find me sobbing at the finale of the Earnhardt documentary set to Willie’s “Hands On the Wheel.” Kids will probably enjoy me hugging them every two minutes for the rest of the day, too.

It’s in the old Buckhead Circuit City building. My kids weren’t as impressed as I hoped when I’m told them we were standing where I’d bought the collector’s edition DVD of the original Raimi SPIDER-MAN.

Daughter wrapped up kindergarten yesterday, we gave her several choices of ways to celebrate today. Currently figuring out how to dress the family for a morning at SlooMoo.

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Kids in bed. Cold one in hand. It’s Spelling Bee time. This kid’s from Dunwoody!

Another breakdown of the election happening *right now*, GA

Daughter’s last day of kindergarten. Listening to Little Miss Magic alone in my home office. ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES GET OVER HERE AND HUG ME.

Woman behind me at Publix was just buying a lemon so I let her go first.

Our blackberry plant had one ripe berry. Pointed it out to daughter. At some point today a bird or squirrel or some shit ate it before she could pick it. Her reaction was like if I cut up all her toys with a chainsaw in front of her.

I enjoy Chevy using Copperhead Road, a song about a man laying booby traps to prevent federal agents from discovering and destroying his weed growing operation, in a commercial about “Keeping America Going™️”

ATL staycation day. Ferris wheel, played in Centennial Park, lunch at Margaritaville. Best day ever?

three day weekend

Daughter found out about Uno and wants to play me. Y’all see ROUNDERS??

I spent a summer washing dishes in a barbecue restaurant and was also in charge of making the slaw, elbow deep in it every day. Hats off to Slaw Dog.

The Stripers are doing a Jimmy Carter bobblehead giveaway when we’re going to be out of town. Outrageous.

I did get to explain the entire concept of the Wienermobile to a group of Brits today, so that was fun.

The first two episodes of the new Dale Earnhardt documentary drop today and I have to try to explain to the UK members of my team why I’m crankier than usual about having to work.

Daughter got up four times during the night.