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Tegan: "Dad, take a picture of me with my sword!!!" Merry Christmas everyone. 🎅🏼

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

Little man's just chilling while his sisters make some cake for Christmas with Grandma. He's not fussed about the holidays. 🤣 #dadventure #blessed

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

ADHD is such a bitch. Made a much needed tea...left it on the counter because I got distracted. Came back to it cold so made another one. Got distracted again with something else. Cold tea it is.

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

You have to feel for City with their injury crisis at the back, being forced to start a back 3 of Gvardiol, Dias, and Walker. Devastating.

submitted 188 days ago • 1 comment

This Indian innings defeat is going to finally remove Rohit from the captaincy. Maybe. Either way, what a shit show. Gone are the days of Tendulkar, Sehwag, Dravid and Laxman. #AUSvsIND 🏏

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

"DAD!!! I GOT 2 POOPS COMING OUT NOW!!! DAD!!! ONE CAME OUT, HERE COMES THE OTHER ONE!!...........WOWWWWWW!!!" - My 4-year old in the Walmart washroom that's packed with shoppers and where the acoustics of the washroom carries all the way to the checkout. #dadventure #pooptacular

submitted 188 days ago • 0 comments

I think the main reason I'm not so hard done by the Spurs loss today is the fact that I keep going back to the fact that India lost the 2nd #AUSvsIND 🏏 Test by 10 fucking wickets.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

Fantastically rubbish cricket from the Indian batters. Rohit needs to have a deep chat with himself. Terrible decision making with the ball and bat. Stark differences in captaincy between the two teams. 2nd Test could be the turning point in this series. Feels bad for Bumrah and Reddy. #AUSvsIND 🏏

submitted 195 days ago • 1 comment

This shot is known as the “reverse underpants”. #AUSvIND 🏏

submitted 196 days ago • 5 comments

Wonder Woman costume. Tatted up. Summer sausage, cheese and crackers. Girl after my own heart. I thank the grace of God everyday for my blessings. #dadventure

submitted 196 days ago • 0 comments

Oh fabulous, my two year old has learned how to say "Why Dada?" It's going to be a long 16 years... #dadventure

submitted 196 days ago • 1 comment

At Walmart. Passing through the pharmacy aisle. Grandma looking at the condoms. I reactively look at her, she locks eyes at me and says "Son, it's exactly what you think is going on." I need someone to hold me. I'm frightened. #wtfisgoingon

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Smart fans will see this for what it is and move on. Dumb fans will keep crying. Cry more, morons. #COYS

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

Man...this is the Aisle of Temptation. Fuck this aisle.

submitted 197 days ago • 0 comments

4-0 Solanke hattie GTFO.

submitted 198 days ago • 0 comments

This league ain't ready.

submitted 200 days ago • 0 comments

Oasis should break up again to give City back its powers

submitted 202 days ago • 12 comments

It's pretty simple: don't call yourself a Christian if you can't act like one.

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

Oh my days, Phillips pulled off a Jonty Rhodes out of thin air. What a fucking catch!

submitted 203 days ago • 0 comments

In case you’re interested, @flavbateman.bsky.social graciously invited me on The Lab pod to talk about Spurs’ promising underlying numbers. Have a listen and check out the other episodes too, it’s an excellent podcast all around. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t...

submitted 204 days ago • 10 comments

Me: I cleared the table for dessert. Her: Why did you leave these cranberries out? Me: DON’T TOUCH THEM!!! Her: What…Why??? Me: You have to let them linger.

submitted 206 days ago • 565 comments

Blow into the cartridge. Twice. Should work now. Hopefully. Damn. Didn't work. Here, let me try.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

My 6 year old passing me in the hallway: "Daddy, did you poop in the toilet" Me: "Yep" Daughter: "Is it stinky?" Me: "Nope..." 3 seconds later, a blood curling scream emanates from the washroom as Dad shapes a smile and sips on his orange juice. #dadventure #sorrykiddo

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

Dad's staying.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

We really triggered the fall of the Empire.

submitted 206 days ago • 0 comments

USA '94 Memories 🇺🇸🏟️

submitted 208 days ago • 17 comments

We were told earlier in the season that the ‘race for top 4’ favors Villa, Chelsea, and Newcastle and maybe even Man Utd over Spurs because they’re ’more consistent.’ Newcastle 0 - 2 West Ham.

submitted 208 days ago • 1 comment

I can't believe they voted in this idiot...

submitted 207 days ago • 1 comment