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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

I think that's just how cops are and we're more likely to hear about it when it happens to a reporter

if you’re upset about burning Waymos maybe you should be spending more time outside with the fellas burning way mo’ logs on the fire

always love to see who is more upset about objects being destroyed instead of people and communities. detain people in basements without water but save the precious Rite Aid™️

It is completely unlawful for ICE to turn away members of Congress like this. The law could not be more clear; no member of Congress may be denied access to a facility where ICE is detaining someone, and they cannot be required to schedule in advance. Surprise inspections must be surprise.

they truly care more about protecting robot cars than they do people

Everyone contributes to the movement in the ways they see fit. Some get teargassed and shot with rubber bullets by rampaging cops, others offer notes online re: how the people getting gassed/shot might seem less deserving of getting gassed/shot to the general public. It's a coalition.

This box does nothing.

The Trump Administration always had the power to bring Kilmar Abrego back. They were always lying about this, all of it was lies. abcnews.go.com/US/mistakenl... They chose to disobey court orders because they are authoritarians who regard the Constitution as an inconvenience.

we are ruled by posters

no phones just vibes

NPR once did a fantastic podcast series about transgender youth called "All The Only Ones." Each episode profiles one young trans person living today and one from the past. This episode features an interview with a Johns Hopkins doctor who treated trans youth back in the 1970s.

should we tell bella hadid

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

Cuomo Claimed These NYCHA Tenant Leaders Endorsed Him. They Say They Never Did. www.thecity.nyc/2025/06/05/n...

Love this example of the annoying corporate speak thing where people end a declarative statement with a question because it’s in a sentence about nobody questioning him www.semafor.com/article/06/0...

also it’s a secret third gender where billionaires don’t communicate directly but attack each other on websites they separately own

if he didn’t get out of Arlen to pursue theater i just know he’s got one of these in the cup holder of his modded Subaru

kjp on Real Time when

he also blamed Mamdani specifically, which is more telling about the race than anything

“Dr. al-Farra said that most of the victims were children aged between 10 and 13, many with gunshot wounds to the head or chest.”

keeping the country safe by putting on my face covering and tactical sunglasses to arrest a volleyball teen

Palestinians gunned down while trying to reach food aid site in Gaza, hospital says

for the DL community

there are posts to get angry at everywhere for those with the eyes to see

If you put two NYT stories together you do get “man allegedly completely strung out on drugs uses the US government to kill 300,000 people”

nyt continues to whitewash his views and make him sound relatable

Hey if you want to make fun of Donald Trump and Elon Musk for being gay and doing drugs can I suggest joining the Republican Party

the fact that he remains so uncool shows the limits of drugs and the proportions of his curse to be the lamest mfer on the planet

The New York Times has found at least two more fake citations in the MAHA report. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/29/w...

softest, weakest people alive --->

it's all magic pill. what is the theory behind DOGE if not a supplement your government can take and will instantly it smarter and more efficient? what is bitcoin if not a digital steroid that will swell your coffers?

DOGE is the grocery store clerk rushing home to play catch with her son, the construction worker with tired feet, the truck driver with a hot cup o' joe. DOGE is the ripple on a quiet lake, the dappled sunlight, the burning star. DOGE is me. DOGE is you.

so much going on here but i like his little complaints about how bare bones federal workplace accommodations are

Sam Prestigiacomo is a wine made from the grape varietal native to the Prestigiacomo region of Italy. Regarding the topic of White Genocide in South Afri

also science in itself is conflated with bogus "studies" that are funded by special interest groups and get a ton of play on local TV. so when someone hears wine is good for you and then a year later that wine is bad for you, they throw their hands up and say scientists are full of shit.

favorite bit of boomer nostalgia is george carlin. a truth telling rorschach test.