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i’m going to repair the economy by making interesting sports videos

submitted 51 days ago • 51 comments

just tried some oat milk ice cream. good stuff

submitted 48 days ago • 22 comments

the pitt should change its name to the hospital since i think it’s about people in a hospital

submitted 49 days ago • 32 comments

found another one. might use it as a vip entrance or something

submitted 50 days ago • 27 comments

[at the front of a bread line] uh yeah, uh. uh, i’ll have the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. huh. i’ll uh, i’ll. oh you know what? here’s what i’ll do. i’ll get the uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

submitted 51 days ago • 169 comments

stories are ridiculous. they're all like "oh this thing happened, and then oh, this person said this, and then this other person did that, and then something else happened and caused some other thing to happen." it's like ... ok thanks i guess

submitted 69 days ago • 74 comments

drop an opinion about the 2006 st. louis rams that gets this reaction

submitted 68 days ago • 100 comments

the worst thing about playing for the mets is that they will not leave you alone. ever. i played 43 games for them in 2015. i hit like .040, i was terrible. and every spring they send me texts and letters like hey, want to suit up for a homestand? NO. my civic duty is fulfilled. leave me alone

submitted 66 days ago • 43 comments

let's cut the crap and understand america for what it is. every american voter is a 42-year-old left-handed guy named jon who accidentally locks himself either out of his apartment or inside an emergency stairwell every three years and whose knee still kind of hurts from a 2012 wiffle ball injury

submitted 66 days ago • 101 comments

donald trump: you'll never finish your project, jon! it requires far too many keystrokes! me: Aha – that's where you're wrong. Thanks to handy hotkeys and shortcuts, I can "cut," "copy," and "paste" my way through scripts, data tables, and video project files with ease. donald trump: noooooo!!!!!!!!

submitted 66 days ago • 18 comments

ten years ago i was watching doug reruns with sam altman, like we often did together. i said it was a tragedy that doug funnie only had one outfit, and that someone should develop a program that would come up with different-colored vests for him to wear. "wait here," sam said. i never saw him again

submitted 65 days ago • 35 comments

i think that if you get appointed to the president's cabinet you should be granted a full scholarship to telephone college so you can learn how to use the telephone

submitted 65 days ago • 48 comments

i really do love when people post at me to let me know they’ve started following me like an nba player checking in with the ref

submitted 65 days ago • 83 comments

that major league baseball isn't called "major league baseballs" is a perpetuation of the one-baseball myth, one easily dispelled in the age of streaming. one can now simultaneously watch two games, in different cities, played with different baseballs. mlb does not use one ball and hasn't since 1997

submitted 64 days ago • 88 comments

this is still my favorite video the onion/clickhole have ever made

submitted 63 days ago • 37 comments

when you ran out the healthy arms, you ran out of really healthy— they had great arms but they ran out. it’s called sports. it’s called baseball in particular and pitchers i guess you could say, really particular

submitted 53 days ago • 34 comments

just moved a heavy piece of furniture. i’m jack reacher

submitted 62 days ago • 90 comments

the sickos man is very cold. let him inside

submitted 61 days ago • 59 comments

in 2004, detroit tigers outfielder rondell white hit .268 with 23 home runs. april fools. he actually hit .270 with 19 home runs

submitted 59 days ago • 54 comments

i don't think all that stuff with the tariffs is a very good idea

submitted 57 days ago • 106 comments

hey all 👋 have any of you recently committed any crimes? happy to snitch on you if so, please dm

submitted 57 days ago • 139 comments

congratulations to all basketball teams. i’ll never know how you get the ball to bounce like that but whatever you’re doing, keep doing it

submitted 54 days ago • 18 comments

i love the wire first-person shooter but i worry that making every character selectable in multiplayer compromises the story's canon. in my last match i played as brother mouzone and got fragged by assistant principal marcia donnelly with a grenade launcher. that never would've happened in the show

submitted 61 days ago • 65 comments

it ought to be interesting to see how the economy shakes out, especially in light of everything that's been going on lately

submitted 80 days ago • 94 comments

further research is warranted but after thinking about it for a few minutes i'd guess that the three coolest people on earth are walton goggins, sade and ichiro

submitted 80 days ago • 52 comments

bluesky signup requirements have relaxed to the point at which a lot of people on here have never committed arson. you used to need either two convictions or eight charges. in rare cases someone in the arson community could vouch for you, but loopholes were rare. now it's essentially a free-for-all

submitted 81 days ago • 67 comments

here’s a post i’ve been working on

submitted 81 days ago • 59 comments

i am sick of “more monkeys jumping on the bed” discourse. it’s as though these people have no memory of 2017 when one fell off and bumped his head. doctor spoke out against it, mama endorsed doctor’s findings. i’m limiting replies to followers because i do not have the energy for YMMJOTBers today

submitted 83 days ago • 12 comments

as recently as a couple years ago i thought that 9:30 a.m. was the best possible time to wake up but i'm more of an 8:45 guy these days. i can't swing it often, especially now that i'm a dad, but 8:45 provides the perfect balance of sleeping in yet not missing much. had a good 8:45er today. so sick

submitted 83 days ago • 68 comments

looks like you've found another one of my posts

submitted 83 days ago • 75 comments

MY WIFE BROUGHT HOME A COOKIE FROM MY FAVORITE BAKERY! SHE STOPPED BY ON HER WAY HOME AND PICKED UP A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE JUST FOR ME!

submitted 85 days ago • 123 comments

made some chili

submitted 102 days ago • 79 comments

okay, i'll just post my answer here so that people stop asking me about it all the time: the reason i refuse to add my signature to the united states constitution is that everyone who's signed it has died

submitted 102 days ago • 50 comments

anyone who likes my stuff should check out hydn. the production and writing in this one are so fun youtu.be/ZByUhrkn9uk?...

submitted 101 days ago • 22 comments

[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo

submitted 106 days ago • 29 comments

desk/couch is a classic talk show setup. he keeps bringing on the same guest every time but it's still a great show

submitted 106 days ago • 27 comments

submitted 108 days ago • 1 comment

i think the chiefs basically threepeated. the only reason they didn’t win the third super bowl is that they had to play a team that was better than them. not fair, not their fault

submitted 109 days ago • 49 comments

my analysis is that you can get away with not paying your bill for a really long time but eventually the power company will send somebody to shut your lights off

submitted 109 days ago • 33 comments

i wouldn’t count out playoff patrick just yet

submitted 109 days ago • 80 comments

i think that nick sirianni should be fired

submitted 109 days ago • 47 comments

one time a buddy of mine in california texted me “hey i made an extra corn on the cob i’m not gonna eat, you want it” and from louisville i was like yeah sure man. a few days later it showed up in the mail

submitted 111 days ago • 29 comments

adopting a rescue pet is one of the most personally gratifying and rewarding life decisions you can make. can't say it enough

submitted 111 days ago • 35 comments

In case any of you are still not aware

submitted 111 days ago • 5 comments