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I write some. Mostly movies these days. Tattooed tech slave. Seattle https://letterboxd.com/raynola/
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Oh, nice. variety.com/2025/tv/news...

i see MY seattle mariners are a petty organization, i love it ____________ (🔊 sound up)

The story of LGBT rights is a story of advances followed by setbacks followed by media with no skin in the game saying, "It's because you were too loud/asked for too much/moved too fast/got too big for your britches/didn't make your case." That never changes--but happily it's never the last word.

imma block whoever posts his screenshots too

I post my "Bluesky is dying" article on Twitter and sit back smugly as it's shown to 274 of my 80,000 followers, receiving two likes, on retweet, and an anime avatar called lolitas1488 telling me my inferior skullshape means I belong in the camps.

The Times saying last year they'd no longer endorse candidates in local elections, then immediately being like "oh but not THAT guy" 10 months later because the candidate wants free buses gives away the whole game. "Objectivity" means you break your own rules to punch left as much as you want.

Has MAGA resuscitated the "Barbara Ann" parodies from 1980 yet?

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I confess I'm a little sad that we are all so sophisticated and so jaded now that the original version of Star Wars, in 1977 when you could still say "Star Wars? What's that?" and when not a single person in the theater knew that Han Solo would come back, which was pure fucking movie magic...

S’up, Chuck? Red line yet? @schumer.senate.gov

Punk rock kid buskers (‘The Whops’, tiktok) near the Edgware Rd. They run into Paul Simonon, play Death or Glory for him. He asks if they know The Guns of Brixton. They do -

It’s pretty funny how that Hegseth guy keeps talking about war fighters and having a non PC military and right now he’s probably half crying screaming at some general about how this was supposed to be a very special birthday party

Literally the Russian flag in the post. Two of them

Remarkable. MSNC: "I want to reiterate this has been 100% peaceful." Seconds later, LA County sheriffs start firing on the crowd. Yet again, "law enforcement" deliberately escalated.

This is completely insane. Order of magnitude larger than the largest 2020 protests.

Pussy Riot on the steps of City Hall in Downtown Los Angeles, unfurling a banner that says IT’S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE RUSSIA. #NoKings

I love you Seattle. #abolishice #nokings

When life hands you lemons bite directly into one, through the skin, and chew it without breaking eye contact. That’ll teach life.

I dont have Tiktok but per @hannahkrieg.bsky.social ICE is sending text messages to ppl telling them to go to their field office in Tukwila tomorrow. This is how they trap ppl. If you can, show up between 8 am to 4 pm to expose ICE. www.instagram.com/reel/DK3GQtm...

If you're in the Tukwila area, go to the ICE field office tomorrow. They're texting this out to immigrants and look to be using #NoKingsDay to do mass kidnappings. This is coming from multiple credible sources. 12500 Tukwila International Blvd. (Reposting with correct location)

This is based on a tip that has been VERIFIED by multiple sources, including immigration attorneys

@schumer.senate.gov You should bang your little fist harder on the lectern. That will really make them stop and think.

@schumer.senate.gov WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?

I will be damned if I allow a bunch of Confederate-waving January 6th apologists give the American people a lecture on flag waving. There is ZERO reason to enter an argument about patriotism with people who still worship traitors to America 150+ years later. They. Are. Breaking. The. Law.

me: in cheers frasier said his dad was dead but then when sam visited him in seattle he had to explain that he was lying because their relationship was strained but to me the weirder thing is he never mentioned niles to anyone at cheers the federal soldier being unlawfully quartered in my home: ok

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

Give the photographer the Pulitzer Prize

1. ICE raids an LA neighborhood. 2. Residents protest the raids. 3. LAPD goons clear out protesters with tear gas and stun grenades. and this is not "assisting ICE" how exactly? (Also fuck Stephen Miller.)

How does the travel ban work when Iran has already qualified for the World Cup?

Re “PEOPLE WILL DIE”, the COVID death toll in this country is 1.2 million and half the country didn’t even notice so we are gonna need to stack the corpses a LOT higher if we want Joni to give a fuck.

Target Scales Back Pride Section To Single T-Shirt Saying They’d Do A Threesome With A Girl For Their Boyfriend’s Birthday

The new GOP slogan (thank you, Joni Ernst.)

I only recently realized that both Leon Kowalski’s and Roy Batty’s last words were “Time to die.”