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‘Would you be in favour of reintroducing National Service?’

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Thoroughly amused by Americans not recognising Jurgen Klopp and discussing the 'new Trivago guy'

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The 24/25 season was historic for #NUFC. Howe turned a rough summer into our first major domestic 🏆 in 70 years—and UCL qualification. But success brings expectation. With PSR easing & more games in 25/26, fans & Howe expect investment. But who to buy? Welcome to my third annual Summer Transfer 🧵

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this is like the time i got a new label maker

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I ❤️ TEBAY SERVICES

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No one has ever LinkedIn this hard. I am CRINE.

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Corgis have an extremely low center of gravity and the density of a dead star. PERFECT for skateboarding! 😇

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As it's topical. Man on Four in a Bed who spent all week inexplicably wearing a top hat and ordering different types of eggs to trip up the other b&bers, is hoist by his own egg petard.

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David Bowie's father: hey i have an idea why don't you reinvent yourself as somebody who mows the goddamn lawn

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A question that I haven't heard a good answer to: if cutting migration by a third in a year hasn't changed the narrative on it at all - what would make you think cutting it by another third (or half] would?

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everyone else in the recording studio: it sounds like "bobba ran" Brian Wilson: I don't hear it

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The BBC: It's the 80th anniversary of the defeat of fascism in Europe. We'll have a week of programming celebrating this momentous occasion Also the BBC: Here's Nigel Farage for the 4000th time telling us why immigrants are subhuman scum

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Morgan mcsweeney: got it. so you’re saying I get keir to announce he is building a wall?

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These all sound like 1950s euphemisms for homosexuals.

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the gordon brown 'bigotted woman' incident broke the brains of labour centrists so completely that 15 years later she is literally the only voter they can conceive of trying to appeal to

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SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this incredible news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

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Appreciating Francis going back to the roots of the Easter rituals: coming back from the dead to body a little bitch. Top Eastering, 10/10.

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Calm down Dorothy, I've spent longer putting the bins out

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it's my daughter's birthday and I ordered her a monster cake from Carvel and this is the picture on the website and this is the picture of it in real life. please note: this is not a complaint. if this had been the picture on the website i would have paid more

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Hey, just a quiet reminder: it’s not true that people get more conservative as they age. Populations get more conservative as they age because poor and marginalized people die sooner. nymag.com/intelligence...

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A couple of years ago I tried therapy using AI.

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This has cheered me right up. Anyone who thinks these people contribute positively to the UK is deluded or deranged.

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ive locked mr beast in a room adn if he can stay there for 100 days he can stay there for 1000 days i dotn care

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Harvey Price time then. In 2016, I had an ill fated stint as the Social Media Producer on Loose Women on ITV. It was a disaster, I should never have applied for the job, I certainly shouldn’t have been given it. I could do the actual job standing on my head, but the politics of the place…woof.

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⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️ #NUFC youtu.be/AvlJ3NPcZE8?...

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Why sofas in pubs need to be banned theneuroscienceofeve... Had a busy and distracting week, so it's made me go all totalitarian about a personal bugbear. This is absolutely a hill I will die on, make no mistake about that. #Pubs #Socialising #Psychology #Sofas

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The leading scorers in Divisions 1 - 4 from this week in March 1992. Gary Lineker leads Ian Wright, with Brian McClair and Alan Shearer in close proximity. The evergreen John Aldridge top scorer in all four divisions. Dean Holdsworth and Dave Bamber on 🔥.

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Signed and shared

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Let me tell you a story about the 'Blue Bus paradox' and a counter-intuitive quirk of using probability in legal proof... 🧵

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Yousef, this is the best thing I have read all week and I have read A LOT

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Maybe now we’ve all posted our banger tweets we should post our favourite ones, either our own or someone else’s. I have so so many I love and cherish.

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🎥 Google Earth Flyover: Newcastle upon Tyne 🏙️✨ 🚀 Zooming in on the heart of the Toon! 🇬🇧⚫⚪ 🏟️ St. James’s Park – the fortress of the Magpies! ⚫⚪ #Newcastle #StJamesPark #GoogleEarth #NUFC #ToonArmy

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Go on then, if I must watch it again ! #NUFC

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the american public has voted for tesla dealerships to be on fire. vox populi vox dei

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Used to be a striker, used to be a winger, used to be a No 8. Yesterday he was Newcastle's deepest midfielder, man-marking Liverpool's No 10, while also managing to sweep up at the back. Not sure I've seen anyone like Joelinton before. www.nytimes.com/athletic/620...

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Was thinking about this all week after reading. Now I will Never forget it.

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YOUR 2024/25 CARABAO CUP WINNERS 😍

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Liverpool so poor today, on the pitch and on the sideline. Regardless of who lost though, a trophy win for Newcastle United is a dark dark day for football given everything they now represent.

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My latest for @tfnufc.bsky.social - a bit of light reading for the lads and lasses making their way down the A1 today. #NUFC tf1892.substack.com/p/tf-wembley...

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England's Big Dan Burn 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 #nufc #hwtl

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“Here lies Reginald Iolanthe Perrin; he didn’t know the names of the flowers and the trees, but he knew the rhubarb crumble sales for Schleswig-Holstein.” David Nobbs, born OTD in 1935

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shouldn't the vampires have been called neck romancers

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Wembley on Sunday and a short history of previous #NUFC sides not bothering on the big occasions … tf1892.substack.com/p/wembley-20...

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Never underestimate how hard sick and disabled people work just to stay alive every day

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