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Beekeeper, Small Biz Owner, Navy Vet still honoring my Oath. Cop’s kid, soldier’s mom. Liberal AF. 8th Gen in the PNW. NeoPagan. Always available for lunch. I think I’m hilarious. Not everyone agrees. 🚫 MAGA 🚫 Crypto 🚫 Porn 🚫 Elon 🚫 DMs
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Waiting to see if Costco starts limiting quantities of 8 lb containers of Orville Redenbacher popcorn like they did with toilet paper during the pandemic.

People still on Twitter today.

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People. Help find Basket!

Jeez, Jack, save it for your fleshlight.

Who would’ve guessed that the branch of the century would’ve turned nastier than the Drake-Kendrick feud?

I wonder if I can get government funding to repair the permanently bruised forehead…

@maddow.msnbc.com might want to rethink this Work-One-Day-A-Week thing.

Kamala right now:

If I was the coach, these two would be gone. Unsportsmanlike conduct and embarrassing the school would get them permanently banned from every team forever.

Putin right now:

Is it too much to hope that the collective value of Trump bitcoin, Tesla, starlink, and all their other holdings rapidly plummets to negative numbers?

By the end of the month, EloNazi will be screaming how he rigged the election for Donny from an undisclosed location in a non-extradition country.

As entertaining as this is, I still have that disconcerting voice in my head wondering aloud if this is another staged distraction from something far more sinister than trump’s usual theatrics.

This is really gonna put a damper on trump’s Big Beautiful Birthday Dictator Military Parade.

I hope EloNazi speaks Spanish, because by the end of the week he’s gonna be in an El Salvadoran gulag.

You hate to see it, but when Donny and Elonazi face off in divorce court, they are going to have to fight over who has to take custody of Eric.

🎶Breaking up is hard to do🎶

The ketchup is flying tonight!

They killed his dogs and burned his house down and then shot and killed Jonathan. This was a Hate Crime and it was Domestic Terrorism.

#ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited It’s TACO Tuesday! This man is the stupidest person to ever sit in the Oval Office. When he talks, it’s TACO SALAD. My apologies to tacos and taco salad, I love both of them!