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Geordie nerd. Crazy cat lady. Couch potato 🖤🤍
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I remember it being unpleasant & a lot less fudge-y.

Elon crying on TV, people booing JD, Tariffs on all imports, Fetterman in gym shorts, Governmental shutdowns, Democrats are letdowns, Laura Loomer banging Trump, Chuck Schumer’s a useless lump, We didn't start the fire…

woman in the café next to me is eating a croissant with a knife and fork, does anyone have a direct personal number for Emmanuel Macron

Dear Elon, Why stop at Mars? You’re a plutocrat! Aim for Pluto! We’ll all be here on Earth to root you on. George

During Covid lockdown, if you had family round on Christmas Day the police could force their way into your home and make them return to their own homes. Does anybody know if this service is still available and, if so, do you have to book it?

Tits and Ass

I heard that Andrew Tate tried to come stretch his awkward wings here and got banned in just one day. Sorry, hate has no home here. Stay in the bad place, thanks.

Fuck, and I cannot stress this enough, off.

ITS A TRAP !!!!!

This is Meatball. He's going home for the very first time. So excited to have a human of his own. Thinking about what he's going to call you. Maybe Bob. 12/10

When your own robot thinks you’re a prick you have problems

Who made this? Ahahaha

Word of the Day, should you need it, is ‘latibulate’, a 17th-century verb meaning to find a corner somewhere and hide in it.

Roses are red I used to like Twitter Then Elon Musk bought it And made it much shitter

Bluesky should change its name to Twitter and bring back the bird. Just totally commit to the bit.

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There are typos. And then there are Typos.

Remember: Bluesky is not Xitter! The goal is to build something better One key thing to do is "block and don’t interact" Don’t quote post dumb posts Don’t reply to bad actors, trolls, reply guys, and extremists Just block them Life is too short to be wasted on idiocy and toxicity

God the absolute humiliation of having to be saved by your own lunch

Borrowdale ’Secret’ Watermill 📷 This photo was taken after heavy rain and involved get very wet feet. 📷 #photography #LakeDistrict

Lazy Sunday afternoon for Cooper 😴😍 #CatsOfBlueSky

For those no longer on the other place, here's a treat for you. I asked "Jim'll Paint it" to do me hosting PMQs with an opposition party of posh dogs. He nailed it.

Yorkshire is on 🔥🔥🔥

How long until the bots, the ads and the hate get here, I wonder?! 🤔

Not a clue what I'm doing here, but hello Blue Sky! 👋