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Capricious, mercurial, *and* erratic 30-something alternate-reality philosopher-king shouting into the void. All opinions are mine and of the Court of the Purple Emperor. Filling your toilet tanks with Fierce Grape Gatorade.
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Its like "The Enigma of Amigara Fault" but for ASMR

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I kid you not, my work knows that I do drawing on the side and someone in the office told me AI could save me time and my response was "but I like drawing" and it broke them. They didn't know how to answer, they just couldn't comprehend that people make art because they like making art.

submitted 2 days ago • 20 comments

Mothers, hide your daughters' contracts, because I just stole a notary stamp.

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Me: Male, mid-30s. Good listener, handy, easy on the eyes. You: A coven of 7-10 witches well-versed in the Craft looking for something serious to take to the next level. Let's meet for coffee and ritual bloodletting and talk cursed vengeance on the wicked lord who stole my family fortune.

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Fun fact about me: I could solve most problems with unlimited, absolute power.

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If you cut out like 20 - 30% of Rogue One and let the camera linger a little bit more on what's left I think you'd have a great movie.

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Tried to look up the lyrics to “Chain Lightning” by Rush because I couldn’t remember the name of the song and google’s AI decide to just make up some nonsense instead

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People will tell you that they view property destruction as equivalent to violence against a person, but that's not true. They think property destruction is worse

submitted 7 hours ago • 129 comments

Some people are pretending not to understand who is actually backing Cuomo. The Dem establishment in NYC has operated as a client-based party for as long as I have been alive.

submitted 9 hours ago • 12 comments

It's so easy not to post

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

can’t believe this still needs to be said, but: stop following altNPS. none of them work for the NPS and they exist to do Qanon numbers station crap and sell merch. it’s annoying for a lot of us that are actually NPS. thanks

submitted 9 hours ago • 45 comments

These people are the enemy.

submitted 14 hours ago • 636 comments

Right-wing violence yesterday: 🔫2 dead in Minnesota. 🎯Mass shooting at march in Utah. 🚗Car attacks at 2 protests. 🚔Police violence at multiple rallies. Viral misinfo + conspiracies - more concerned about policing protests - spread about far-Right groups going "undercover" downplayed real threats.

submitted 10 hours ago • 25 comments

i think about this a lot goodnight

submitted 22 hours ago • 29 comments

Powerball Z would have been a very different show

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Dragon-type Eeveelution would probably break the internet.

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

baseline eevees should, imo, behave more like philippe from achewood. i think 70 percent of eevee evolutions should also behave like philippe from achewood.

submitted 15 hours ago • 5 comments

Happy Father's Day

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Supposing an election happens, and The democrats win, people will want them to do something about the armed gangs currently kidnapping kids off the streets and smashing up cities. This will be called "a purity test" and libs will insist it's way too much to ask.

submitted 20 hours ago • 7 comments

Never seen Dudes Rock but it sounds impressive

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

GOOD VIDEO GAME

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I know it's not exactly keen insight, but playing "Fortunate Son" at Trump's military b-day parade is a level of such heavy irony that it should collapse in on itself and consume everything in this star system.

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This is practically the regular amount of people at the Mall on any given day.

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How many fucking times is this thread going to be made. Jfc

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Provincetown is a small town, and it’s raining today, but I did a quick headcount and we’ve got 500+ people at our drag-queen-hosted #NoKings rally!

submitted 1 day ago • 61 comments

the core of all my philosophical, political, and ethical beliefs is a long standing and extremely passionate hatred of bullies

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My first thought: Are they sure the shooter was *posing* as a cop?

submitted 1 day ago • 77 comments

Doc says I gotta get my retinas ironically re-attached

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"I had not touched a cat in 15 yrs when an orange kitten wandered over to sit w/me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child."

submitted 84 days ago • 35 comments

all the comments on this are like “wow those IDIOTS let people escape, those utter fools haha” and like. that’s fine. I want them to escape. we don’t need to hire someone better for that, actually

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

Oh youre jacking off to the sabrina carpenter sexy dog pic? Boring. Ill instead be jacking off to the album covers of Schubert , and Strauss

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