Profile avatar
shesaheartmaker.bsky.social
I’m just like other girls. I have a corgi. I do fiber art. I like to make things and break things. Part time stoner, full time vibes curator. Fucking Luddite. Midwest raised, living in the south. Shesaheartmaker.com
2,281 posts 408 followers 219 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

It’s bad when you wake up tired and your whole body hurts, right? Does everyone live like this?

DEVELOPING: No warning. No reason. NYPD officers rushed into the crowd and tackled a protester this weekend. His body was limp. He couldn’t move. He said, “I can’t feel my legs.” He might never walk again. For showing up. This is brutality. This is America.

Something blew into my throat and I couldn’t stop coughing. I dug around in my purse and found an ancient cough drop that had dog hair, weed crumbs and some other unidentifiable crud stuck to it, even out of the wrapper. But sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do 😂

They caught the zebra!

All the pride flags I put up in my booth turned me into the gay info booth today. The out of town gays came like moths to the flame. Too bad their questions were things like “any cool gay events happening in Nashville today?” And I was like “oh uhm not sure.” Because I don’t leave my house.

Does anyone else remember in like the late 90s/early2000s when Wanda Sykes made a commercial where she told us all to watch what we say and don’t say gay? Bc everyone called everything gay all the time? Did I hallucinate that? This made me think of that 😂

wilson phillips keeps telling me if i hold on for one more day things will go my way but it’s been years and i’m starting to feel like they’re lying

*explaining to my son my idea of having a giant dog rescue where all the dogs are trained to sniff out various diseases and you can pay $100 to walk through and have a dog diagnose you by scent* my son: you could call it “plague dogters” me: I have given birth to a genius

i love how nearly everything is a scam now

Don't BE DISTRACTED they scream at regular people. DISTRACTED FROM WHAT, SENATOR? What's the CONCRETE PLAN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS OFFERED TO STOP PEOPLE FROM LOSING THEIR HEALTHCARE?

Is this going to be in text books in 5 years as history?

Whether this cringe fest is real or some weird grift attempt ultimately the stupid rich bastards win until we finally accept that we can just eat them.

Someone tell Elon that trips to the bottom of a sea in a submarine are very cathartic post breakup

My 15 year old boyfriend in 1999 if we had had cellphones with cameras back then and I said I wasn’t coming over to his house when he wanted me to.

Least surprising breakup since Stephen Miller and his suit made of human skin

Elon out there like "I spent a quarter of a billion dollars to get this pedophile elected, and this is how he repays me?"

I kind of just looked at the internet for the first time today and it’s been a wild one.

Lmaooooo

Had to get a new set of tires on the car, an alignment and needed my muffler fixed. $1400 later, now I’m faced with possibly having to get a new fridge in the next few days. Life’s funny like that 🙃 If anyone is going to the money store, can ya grab me some?

Me: I know things have been crazy, but we’re going to have a good weekend. *kisses husband on soft little forehead* Then I walk downstairs and the fridge compressor sounds like it’s about to launch itself into orbit. Fuck me.

I planted sorghum today even though it’s pretty late to do it. We’ll see what happens.

I tried the oil lol. One of the most complex ones I’ve experienced. It was not for me haha. Extremely herbaceous and bitter. Velvety texture, floral. Grassy. Also, I was expecting a more peppery finish than it had, but man it changed flavors in my mouth like five times and you can see it happen 😂

They’ve taken away the life you used to enjoy and are renting it back to you, piece by piece, but worse

Did AI kill your job? If so, I want to hear about it. The response to my story on the AI jobs crisis has been overwhelming. I heard from so many people impacted by AI that it made me want to collect and organize these stories to better understand the phenomenon. Share yours at: [email protected]