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I’m just like other girls. I have a corgi. I do fiber art. I like to make things and break things. Part time stoner, full time vibes curator. Fucking Luddite. Midwest raised, living in the south. Shesaheartmaker.com
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this is not legal advice but there are like twenty circuit court cases holding that you do in fact have a first amendment right to record the police

This isn’t as good as Mack’s Tarantino story. He was in a bar in LA and the literal Pussy Wagon from kill bill pulls up out front, Tarantino gets out, the bartender sees him coming, puts out a shot and a line of coke. Tarantino takes both, turns to look at Mack says “hey kid!”, turns and leaves.

I guess this would’ve been in 99, my friend and I went to see a documentary about the 7 wonders of the world at the Neon movies cinerama scene. We decided the guy two rows ahead was Quentin Tarantino. When we got to the lobby after the film, we saw it was definitely him. That’s the whole story.

My neighbor is blasting Toby Keith loud enough to drown out the marching band summer camp across the street. 🫩

As a person working downtown all weekend, in the shadow of the state capitol building, I received this notice today.

Remember when they were all like ahhhh the Biden cancer thing is a distraction! But then I’ve literally not heard anyone say his name since lol

This was my introduction to Douglas Adams as a kid.

I just got a sponsored ad for ketamine.

After a lot of googling, I’ve got my phone reading me kindle ebooks and I think I’m fuckin unstoppable now. I’m gonna learn alllllll of the things.

Are you… supposed to chew or pulverize flax seeds before you eat them or like… I mean no reason… Just… asking.

if white Americans didn’t want Mexicans in California maybe they should not have conquered California from Mexico and then spent 150 years building up an economy entirely dependent on the flow of people and goods across the border just a thought

Thinking about that time Durb Morrison said he can still be straight edge if he smoked weed and posted a video of his doctor saying it was okay for him to smoke weed. These dudes are so lost in their own sauce.

It’s bad when you wake up tired and your whole body hurts, right? Does everyone live like this?

DEVELOPING: No warning. No reason. NYPD officers rushed into the crowd and tackled a protester this weekend. His body was limp. He couldn’t move. He said, “I can’t feel my legs.” He might never walk again. For showing up. This is brutality. This is America.

Something blew into my throat and I couldn’t stop coughing. I dug around in my purse and found an ancient cough drop that had dog hair, weed crumbs and some other unidentifiable crud stuck to it, even out of the wrapper. But sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do 😂

They caught the zebra!

All the pride flags I put up in my booth turned me into the gay info booth today. The out of town gays came like moths to the flame. Too bad their questions were things like “any cool gay events happening in Nashville today?” And I was like “oh uhm not sure.” Because I don’t leave my house.

Does anyone else remember in like the late 90s/early2000s when Wanda Sykes made a commercial where she told us all to watch what we say and don’t say gay? Bc everyone called everything gay all the time? Did I hallucinate that? This made me think of that 😂

wilson phillips keeps telling me if i hold on for one more day things will go my way but it’s been years and i’m starting to feel like they’re lying

*explaining to my son my idea of having a giant dog rescue where all the dogs are trained to sniff out various diseases and you can pay $100 to walk through and have a dog diagnose you by scent* my son: you could call it “plague dogters” me: I have given birth to a genius

i love how nearly everything is a scam now

Don't BE DISTRACTED they scream at regular people. DISTRACTED FROM WHAT, SENATOR? What's the CONCRETE PLAN THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY HAS OFFERED TO STOP PEOPLE FROM LOSING THEIR HEALTHCARE?

Is this going to be in text books in 5 years as history?

Whether this cringe fest is real or some weird grift attempt ultimately the stupid rich bastards win until we finally accept that we can just eat them.

Someone tell Elon that trips to the bottom of a sea in a submarine are very cathartic post breakup

My 15 year old boyfriend in 1999 if we had had cellphones with cameras back then and I said I wasn’t coming over to his house when he wanted me to.