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Pros: 1) Can reach the freshest milk in the back of the cooler at the grocery store. 2) Diehard Syracuse fan. 3) Pretty good at Hot Fingers Trivia. 4) Phenomenal storyteller. Cons: 1) Solves math problems all day. 2) Still believes in the LA Angels.
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to… A: find your mom’s Facebook B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were C: badly photoshop that into a locket D: convince you I’m your daughter. Happy Father’s Day Daddy.

via @douglandry.bsky.social "I just got back from the Trump parade and I have to say it was legitimately the worst executed mass attendance event I’ve ever seen One overarching thought: how do you spend $80 million and fumble the basics? Many more thoughts..." 🧵 🧵 🧵

First Amendment for me but not for thee...

My fucking senator calling out this asshole on his bullshit!!

Why is he coming out with this statement? a) Daddy threatened to take away his government contracts. b) Daddy threatened to deport him. c) Daddy threatened to make him disappear to Gitmo. d) Both a and b. e) Both a and c. f) Both b and c. g) All of the above.

Let me know if it'll be 100% Lily content so I can record it.

Waiting for the Trump post that says, "FLASH MOBS ARE AN ACT OF INSURRECTION AND TERRORISM"

Will their slogan be something like, Make America Fantastic Again?

Trump will still let the supposed white asylum seekers to enter from there.

The more things change....

Not having your pitcher practice throwing intentional walks is like a soccer team not practicing penalty kicks. #TTUvsUT #NCAASoftball

Um, they waited this long to do this?

6/3/2025- The PDB www.timesfreepress.com/news/2025/ju...

POV: Your dog is obsessed with whales and they finally say hello... #animalkind #whales #dogs #pets

Ahead of what may be the final NBA game on TNT tonight, here is an appreciative look back at the stars and voices from a partnership that spanned generations: www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbEI...

Folks don’t miss a beat 😂

Every year on Memorial Day, I share this video of French caretakers who take sand from Omaha Beach in Normandy, and scrub them into the letters to give them the gold coloring. They do this for all 9,386 US soldiers who died. France also gave us this land as American soil.

He forgot to add, THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

Thursday's special Dan Bongino podcast, "SOLDIER PREVENTS ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT"

L - How to build a right-wing talk show audience. R - After becoming Deputy FBI Director.

George Wendt, an actor and comedian who was beloved for his performance as Norm Peterson on the long-running comedy series “Cheers” has died, his family announced. Read more: cnn.it/4k7chQ9

Unabomber sighting in row 3.

I think it's about time we contact "A Place For Mom" because grandpa's getting irrationally angry again. At least take away his car keys and disconnect the stove.

Was January 6th "jizzed up" as well?