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shieldsup.bsky.social
Deploying Countermeasures// sound maker, shape arranger// {he/they} https://eject.work/
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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 136 days ago • 266 comments

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

submitted 130 days ago • 190 comments

Just in case you were thinking of trying it

submitted 136 days ago • 1 comment

surely i’ll get my wallet back if i can prove the wallet inspector was lying

submitted 141 days ago • 10 comments

*Worf, speaking in calm, formal tone befitting an officer* "This is true, Bestie."

submitted 141 days ago • 0 comments

Audiobooks suck so bad lol

submitted 150 days ago • 1 comment

Always reading this in the @theryangeorge.bsky.social Producer Guy voice

submitted 154 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone talks about the old molten hyperdiarrhea gummy bears but the true demon sugarfree candy is the Redvines, because you know it’s *almost* worth it

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

i didn't go out but I *did* get back on waiting lists for a sleep doctor and a new therapist sooo

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote about THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL, its enduring emotional power, and the importance of throwing objectivity aside and opening yourself up to cinema. Free and open to the public, a small Christmas gift from me to all of you <3 www.patreon.com/posts/118684...

submitted 172 days ago • 26 comments

M’lord. Their time grows short. There is aught else we can do for them now but administer Bark of The Peppermint

submitted 173 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Christmas Eve Eve Eve. What Nth-Order Christmas Abstractions are your three spirits *Of* tonight?

submitted 175 days ago • 1 comment

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

submitted 178 days ago • 1358 comments

NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.

submitted 178 days ago • 190 comments

It really does seem the political press, despite the direct danger to them, prefers Trump because he flatters their sense of dramatics.

submitted 178 days ago • 14 comments

*bro hugging a newly introduced acquaintance* “Stoked, I’m sure”

submitted 179 days ago • 0 comments

I said on the Cyberpunk 2077 Reddit that the more I play the game the more I hate Johnny and wish I could just get rid of him and someone actually replied “Seems like you didn’t play enough to like him. Later in the game you somehow gravitate to him”

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

I love when cats do things that express affection because it’s clear they invented them from pure, original environmental inputs combined deep instinct.

submitted 180 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone responsible the decision to have push notifications that try to cajole you into engaging with an app should be banned from working in any field related to user experience for life

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments