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shieldsup.bsky.social

Deploying Countermeasures// sound maker, shape arranger// {he/they} https://eject.work/

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i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

submitted 130 days ago • 266 comments

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies theonion.com/guy-on-...

submitted 123 days ago • 190 comments

Just in case you were thinking of trying it

submitted 129 days ago • 1 comment

surely i’ll get my wallet back if i can prove the wallet inspector was lying

submitted 134 days ago • 10 comments

Worf, speaking in calm, formal tone befitting an officer "This is true, Bestie."

submitted 134 days ago • 0 comments

Audiobooks suck so bad lol

submitted 143 days ago • 1 comment

Always reading this in the @theryangeorge.bsky.social Producer Guy voice

submitted 147 days ago • 0 comments

Everyone talks about the old molten hyperdiarrhea gummy bears but the true demon sugarfree candy is the Redvines, because you know it’s almost worth it

submitted 152 days ago • 0 comments

i didn't go out but I did get back on waiting lists for a sleep doctor and a new therapist sooo

submitted 159 days ago • 0 comments

I wrote about THE MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL, its enduring emotional power, and the importance of throwing objectivity aside and opening yourself up to cinema. Free and open to the public, a small Christmas gift from me to all of you <3 www.patreon.com/posts/118684...

submitted 165 days ago • 26 comments

M’lord. Their time grows short. There is aught else we can do for them now but administer Bark of The Peppermint

submitted 166 days ago • 0 comments

It’s Christmas Eve Eve Eve. What Nth-Order Christmas Abstractions are your three spirits Of tonight?

submitted 168 days ago • 1 comment

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: treat him like they’ve captured the joker

submitted 171 days ago • 1359 comments

NYPD perfectly illustrates in a single day that they only exist to protect the oligarchy.

submitted 171 days ago • 190 comments

It really does seem the political press, despite the direct danger to them, prefers Trump because he flatters their sense of dramatics.

submitted 171 days ago • 14 comments

bro hugging a newly introduced acquaintance “Stoked, I’m sure”

submitted 172 days ago • 0 comments

I said on the Cyberpunk 2077 Reddit that the more I play the game the more I hate Johnny and wish I could just get rid of him and someone actually replied “Seems like you didn’t play enough to like him. Later in the game you somehow gravitate to him”

submitted 172 days ago • 1 comment

I love when cats do things that express affection because it’s clear they invented them from pure, original environmental inputs combined deep instinct.

submitted 173 days ago • 1 comment

Anyone responsible the decision to have push notifications that try to cajole you into engaging with an app should be banned from working in any field related to user experience for life

submitted 175 days ago • 0 comments