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shimmmer.bsky.social
Hawk tuah is a myth. they/them
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I only drink beer if it's woke and I usually don't drink beer

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I don't mean to alarm u guys but despacito is 10 years old now.....

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The early seal gets the quick fish

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I'm more of a bee's knees guy

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Kids are throwing sausages on people's front lawns

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Seamus going through a dooner phase pray for him

submitted 176 days ago • 1 comment

Getting some sauna time with the lovely people of Compsoc

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Cock washing this exam it's so boring and full but I don't wanna score low on it

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

I like balls shoved up my nose #noseballs

submitted 178 days ago • 0 comments

If you have to kill me do not ask for permission. I will not consent.

submitted 659 days ago • 0 comments

Aphex twins? Oh you mean afagz twins

submitted 666 days ago • 0 comments

Gay people means happy? Nay, gay people means a bundle of sticks. We are all made from wood.

submitted 676 days ago • 0 comments

Has anyone made a Mr blue sky joke yet?

submitted 677 days ago • 0 comments

Women and fish have a connection deeper than any words on a hat can explain

submitted 678 days ago • 0 comments

I can't prove it but Ryan Gosling in Blade Runner was channeling Ryan Gosling from Lars and the Real Girl

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