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A free spirit | lover of smiles and positive vibes | kindness matters Skeets: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:wr2cgzibs6axz3follbwrz4h/feed/aaaorv3ikyrtw
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submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 221 days ago • 19 comments

I saved you all a spot in the hand basket. Come on, it's time to go.

submitted 133 days ago • 62 comments

I need a heating pad for my soul.

submitted 158 days ago • 34 comments

True romance is matching the silliness

submitted 165 days ago • 3 comments

If food and liquor is making you fat, means you're not getting enough good sex.

submitted 159 days ago • 10 comments

I like people with no filter because then I know what kind of crazy I'm vibing with.

submitted 160 days ago • 11 comments

A relationship where you can both act like complete idiots together and still be romantic is probably the best thing ever.

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

The mental hospital cafeteria serves unbalanced meals.

submitted 161 days ago • 1 comment

I get it, Bluesky search links, I don't want to work either.

submitted 162 days ago • 10 comments

i’m a simple girl really, i just want to watch the sunset, laugh, drink coffee and read books. i also want a time machine and a pet dragon.

submitted 161 days ago • 28 comments

I don't know why I have an alarm system I don't have anything worth stealing, I should leave the door open my insurance would buy me new shit.

submitted 161 days ago • 10 comments

Imagine being loved the way you love

submitted 160 days ago • 0 comments

My goal in life is to make all my data useless to whoever tries to sell it

submitted 161 days ago • 4 comments

Spread some compliments. It can make someone's day. People fucking need that.

submitted 193 days ago • 12 comments

the world around you is only beautiful when you are at peace with the world within you

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

I do the fun stuff on my to do list, everything else is just filler and gets moved down the list daily until they're completely off the page.

submitted 163 days ago • 4 comments

I believe in kindness and not being a cunt.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Squeezing my wife's ass gives me the same dopamine rush as squeezing a perfectly ripened avocado.

submitted 162 days ago • 21 comments

my unload the dishwasher game is flawless

submitted 162 days ago • 2 comments

Got told I have lovely hair today. It was my 50 year old Turkish barber Kash. But I’m taking it.

submitted 162 days ago • 1 comment

So rude to come up with solutions to my excuses.

submitted 162 days ago • 7 comments

Not a bad start to the day 🙂

submitted 165 days ago • 11 comments

You know you've hit rock bottom when your imaginary friends won't even play with you anymore.

submitted 167 days ago • 6 comments

be fucking real... Not perfect

submitted 164 days ago • 0 comments

Hello! Is it me you're looking for? *my sanity, probably

submitted 165 days ago • 9 comments

I can't turn water into wine but I can turn water into coffee.

submitted 165 days ago • 22 comments

Why is it so hard for the pizza delivery driver to say “I love you too?”

submitted 166 days ago • 42 comments

Those, who can crack others up, are real gems.

submitted 164 days ago • 6 comments

I don't care how cute or nice you are. I'm not sharing my coffee.

submitted 167 days ago • 5 comments

Taking off rings is easy. If you really believed in love, you'd get wedding tattoos

submitted 164 days ago • 1 comment

You ever go to shake something but the lid isn't all the way on and then your life is ruined?

submitted 166 days ago • 49 comments

Are you in a serious relationship? No, we laugh at dumbshit all the time.

submitted 164 days ago • 2 comments

How are you? - they asked. I am ok - I replied. *knowing that "fine", "good", "well", "ok", etc. means still alive, but "go to hell with this kind of life"

submitted 164 days ago • 1 comment

It would be absolutely amazing waking up with you already inside me...... ~ Coffee

submitted 166 days ago • 3 comments

Dating coach: Men enjoy light flirtatious talk Me: Let’s fuck

submitted 164 days ago • 22 comments

Followers are up and engagement is down. Feels like Twitter more each day here.

submitted 164 days ago • 60 comments

…and a large order of those mood stabilizers. Ma’am, those are onion rings.

submitted 164 days ago • 8 comments

Hot shit in the streets, inadequate in the meats.

submitted 166 days ago • 8 comments

Sometimes I can't answer because there's no way to keep it appropriate.

submitted 166 days ago • 7 comments

air fryers are just easy-bake ovens for adults.

submitted 165 days ago • 42 comments

I was feeling responsible so I poured myself slightly less bourbon than I normally would even tho it's 3 hours past my bedtime.

submitted 166 days ago • 6 comments

Failed the CPR test again because I'm never quite sure when I'm supposed to stick my tongue down their throat.

submitted 165 days ago • 14 comments

Movie dates are the best. You're not allowed to talk, it's dark, there's popcorn, and if it's crowded you don't even have to sit together.

submitted 167 days ago • 27 comments