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Pope Leo's first sermon and, uh, his using the phrase "be ever more fully a city set upon a hill" and cf'ing it to Rev 21:10 instead of any of the others before saying "many baptized Christians" are "living in a state of practical atheism" is. Well. Shots fired! www.npr.org/2025/05/09/g...

Me while harshly judging people far more wealthy and fashionable than I am

Starting off this Met Gala 2025 thread STRONG with Teyana Taylor's look. She'll be one of the hosts of this year's livestream, along with actor & producer La La Anthony and SNL comedian & actor Ego Nwodim. Taylor arrived with academy award nominated costume designer Ruth E. Carter.

I keep seeing Canadians asking why Americans aren’t taking Trump’s threats seriously, and the answer is not really Trump related, in my opinion. I think it’s because Americans have an intense historical amnesia to international happenings that has been deeply cultivated in our society.

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I had emotions during therapy. Time to drown them in milk tea.

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Oh wow: Portland Oregon is NOT KIDDING #handsoff

Nobody knew how bad this would be, except for the many people whose warnings I dismissed, but they don’t count. Actually a good distillation of the mindset. Having already unpersoned everyone who understood what was happening, there’s no need to reconsider the belief in one’s inherent superiority.

Gamers…. your feudal lords and monarch have taken away your Mario bread. Now is the time to rise up www.polygon.com/nintendo-swi...

Show me 4 pictures from your phone that have your energy but aren't selfies

"Thank you for your patience. Please continue to hold and the next available representative will be with you shortly." I assure you I am not waiting patiently while listening to the same 20 second sound loop for an hour.

Three years ago, three other reporters and I ID'd and called any school accused of having litter boxes for furries. We found one (1) in the entire country: Columbine's school district. Cat litter was for a "go bucket," in case kids were locked in during a shooting. www.nbcnews.com/tech/misinfo...

who are the brave souls tonight

Me: I can’t believe UK voters chose to torch their economy with Brexit. That can never be topped. American voters:

old Soviet joke for our times: Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to. Guy says: “looking for an obituary.” Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.” Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

I'm sure some folks out there are tired of being reminded, but: If you're a Gen-Xer or elder Millennial, there's a non-zero chance your MMR vaccine has worn off. You may not be protected. Talk to your PCP about a titer test and re-up if you need to, cuz the raw milk moms are trying to kill us all.

Hitler said the Third Reich would last 1000 years. It lasted 12 and he died cowering in a bunker. Fascism always fails.

Stop reposting this. It's wrong. The news out of Yosemite is horrific, but this is incorrect. (Former Yosemite ranger here, still connected to folks in the park.) About a dozen employees in Yosemite have lost their jobs. There are still approximately 400 employees in Yosemite.

Same, buddy.

About 50% of his rockets explode in mid air but sure, let Elon "fix aviation"

I was at a punk show in 83 where a skinhead jumped up on stage and gave a Nazi salute. The bass player hit him with his bass, knocking him into the crowd and 150 people collectively hauled his ass out of the venue and threw him in the mud. This was the right and only appropriate response.

This is a letter I did not want to write. There is a WWII-era saying: “If there’s a Nazi at the table and ten other people sitting there talking to him, you got a table with eleven Nazis.” If you voted for #Trump, you are a #Nazi. brandy-schillace.medium.com/the-letter-b...

Didn't we fight a whole war about not wanting a king? Sigh.

When ordered by Nazis to give lists of disabled people by disability severity, some doctors sent back exaggerated data to protect patients from forced work They didn't know that the "most disabled" were to be killed first The moral here isn't to tell the truth It's to never co-operate with Nazis

GOP: "The Revolutionary War was fought against King George, whose taxes hampered freedom. Not against kings." Democrats: "Just because he's wearing a robe and a crown doesn't mean he meant this literally. Everybody calm down and send us twenty dollars" newspapers: "What did he mean by 'king'?"

Elon Musk claims DOGE has saved $55 billion, but the numbers don’t add up. DOGE released a list of canceled contracts totaling $16 billion in supposed savings. However, nearly half of that came from an $8 billion ICE contract—except that contract was actually worth just $8 million.

It’ll be interesting to see how long it takes some people to realize that they’re part of the “you” in “The regime wants you dead.”

Big, growing crowd just west of the U.S. Capitol protesting Trump, Musk and DOGE on President’s Day. “Hey Congress, grow a spine,” they shout, gathering for a rally around the reflecting pool.

The NAACP is re-mixing 1930s-era "don't buy where you can't work" campaigns to confront the neo-segregationists targeting DEI. apnews.com/article/blac...

Man that sweet spot between properly caffeinated and literally vibrating with impending catastrophe seems like it gets a little smaller every day

So someone asked me to retell the story of the old lady that told me about killing her husband. Are we ready for a trip back in time to 1999? Some of you already know this story, but if you don't it is a wild ride. Apply all appropriate trigger warnings!

if you don't love me at my worst then you don't deserve me at my worst all i have is my worst sorry

It went right over MAGA heads. They just saw “DEI.”

funniest highlights of the philly police scanner, a thread

childish gambino’s this is america in an ozempic commercial

i don’t have any superbowl opinions, i just hope kendrick lamar and the guys who climb light poles in philly have a good time.

Snoop and Tom Brady: say no to hate Kendrick: actually

What in the hunger games was that extracted show

It's really embarassing losing our democracy to people this fucking weird and gross.

Remember, calories don’t count during Super Bowl weekend or during a steady and inevitable descent into madness so

I was not designed for all this anger. I should be CODDLED and TOLD I'M PRETTY and FED CHEESE and to HAVE MY HAIR PULLED WHILE YOU'RE CHOKING M- Never mind.

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS