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I'm happy to report that you don't need to agonize over how you talk about Trump voters here on the website 'Blue sky'. Whether you call them dumb hogs or bamboozled angels they won't see it and it will have no impact on any election ever. Go nuts

submitted 3 days ago • 33 comments

we needed AI to tell me that? and i didn't highlight the text. not only does google AI think this is a meaningful analysis, but that it needs spotlighting. we're going to hell faster, for *this?!*

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

where you plant a dead body, a stonebush grows

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

this is a banger and the academy knows it. i demand to see numbers.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

these laurels are pretty damn good if you ask me, i'm happy to rest on them

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

get rich or try dying

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

These people are too stupid to realize liberal Joe Rogan can’t exist because liberalism doesn’t inspire anyone anymore and the person who could breakthrough to young men would be far too left leaning and vulgar to ever gain a democratic mega-donor’s approval

submitted 15 days ago • 43 comments

"a tell-tale sign that you may have"

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

the most universal loathsome human experience is Having to Know About a Guy. medieval villagers, the people of the steppe, Sumerian merchants, courtesans in the Han dynasty — they all had to Know about one particularly awful Guy or another. today, there are too many ways to Know and too many Guys

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

people say bluesky isn't doing anything new or interesting but that's not quite true: this site has developed the first new way to get mad at the onion in 30 years

submitted 20 days ago • 61 comments

"watch," my ass. you should write a story about it. i'll *read* that. smh

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

It's 2015. President Barack Obama has accepted a "sky palace" jumbo jet from the Qatari government, which he'll own after he leaves office. "Everybody relax," he says in an interview with the New York Times. Everyone does. The networks then televise the military parade in his honor on his birthday.

submitted 24 days ago • 946 comments

a Leni Riefenstahl production

submitted 30 days ago • 33 comments

NOW is the time to start posting images of dictators’ military parades—especially on X. Make every MAGA’s mind recall these images as they watch Trump’s parade. Force them to explain how Trump’s parade is any different from these tyrants they pretend to hate. Use their words against them.

submitted 31 days ago • 4 comments

Please share.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

(TAKE MACHINE STARTING UP) What Shedeur Sanders sliding tells us (TAKE MACHINE HITS THIRD GEAR) about America’s fraught relationship (TAKE MACHINE GETS LOUDER) with fathers and masculinity (TAKE MACHINE SPEWING SMOKE) by Ross Douthat

submitted 39 days ago • 24 comments

get rich or try dying

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Fuck the police.

submitted 47 days ago • 44 comments

Guys, this is David Brooks in the NY Times. If it's like this 90 days into this presidency with people who wouldn't be caught dead saying it last year, imagine it in two years. Something good is happening, we just have to lift everybody up so they can see it. www.nytimes.com/2025/04/17/o...

submitted 47 days ago • 189 comments

garbage nepobabies who consider themselves geniuses but didn't have the brains to cut it in the sciences are trying to make our country a third-rate has-been while wasting our money on useless crap like private crewed spaceflight and human rights violations like CECOT

submitted 48 days ago • 5 comments