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shonamcalpine.bsky.social
Computing Science Secondary Teacher, Digital Diva, feminist with a hint of politics 😁 Oh and I'm Batman.
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Another day of #CyberFirst this time working with the Denny High weans!

I love that no matter the school, no matter the era, teenagers never change πŸ˜‚

#Pride πŸ˜‚

I have a bunch of awards for Cyber teaching but never get my "Most Stylish Teacher when clearly I deserve it! πŸ˜‚

Spending my Sunday putting my wax seal on my secret letters 😁 #QueenOfScots #CyberFirst @digilearnscot.bsky.social

I am Batman... Forget what Shona (Aka Alfred) says... #BruceTheCat #WheresMaDinner #TuxedoHouse

Hey #BlueSky People! I'm running #Spartan obstacle race next weekend for the Scottish SPCA... And the weather looks lovely. Make it worth the pain! www.gofundme.com/f/spartan-pa... #Animals #Cats #Dogs #Bunnies #Scotland

Hey #BlueSky People! I'm running #Spartan obstacle race next weekend for the Scottish SPCA... And the weather looks lovely. Make it worth the pain! www.gofundme.com/f/spartan-pa... #Animals #Cats #Dogs #Bunnies #Scotland

Spartan is almost here... I need to reach my target which is soooo close! Give me money... I mean the kittens, give the kittens money! #IHateRunning www.gofundme.com/f/spartan-pa...

Family photo! #TuxedoHouse #GrumpyDog

Sometimes my genious is impressive... #Wordle β¬›πŸŸ©β¬›β¬›πŸŸ¨ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

We have released a statement calling the pro-independence party leaders to sign concerning the ongoing genocide in #Palestine and why this is important to the #independence movement. @albaparty.bsky.social @snp.org @scottishgreens.org independenceconvention.scot/statement-on...

Just found out our primary school teacher has just died... She had the challenge of teaching all pupils in one class (in pink shirt). An amazing teacher 🀩 thank you Mrs McCartney

I HATE RUNNING. Donate to help me feel better - Spartan Obstacle Race for SSPCA: www.gofundme.com/f/spartan-pa... #Spartan

I'm Batman. #BruceTheCat #TuxeoHouse

Bed for a queen... Or a Dog. #DogTheCat #TuxedoHouse #CatsOfBlueSky

Nope, wasn't me, someone else clearly killed my brother, I think it was that Dog... She is definitely suspicious... Look a squirrel... #SelenaTheCat #BruceTheCat #TuxedoHouse #CatsOfBluesky

My new classroom signage πŸ˜‚

Another Alton Towers done! It was a great day(s) and although there was some 'extra work' πŸ₯΄ the kids were amazing, the team was even more amazing and I only have 1 IKEA bag of lost property left on buses 😁 I love @altontowers.bsky.social #Legends

Today in #teaching: "Miss, you look like Steve from Minecraft" "Miss, can I go wash off the giant penis on my arm?"

Well done to our winning 'Trailer' at this years S3 Oscars! The Prowler... youtu.be/uj40NXxckkY

Mary Barber mural in Govan 🀩

The @shscompsci.bsky.social S3 Oscar Hosts 2024/5 🀩

And it's here! Remember to thank Beyonce in your speeches! #S3Oscars #VideoEditing

I'm not bad for a 70s wean. #GenX

Always do what the computer tells you 😁 ... Spartan Obstacle Race for SSPCA: gofund.me/00a5f076n

Hanging out with Queen Mary today... Exciting wee lesson on cryptography coming soon 😍 @digilearnscot.bsky.social #Scotland #CyberSecurity #Education

Trailblazers with #CyberFirst in Larbert High School today! @digilearnscot.bsky.social

Just a reminder as we get into the summer months… She’s not dressed like a sl*t, you just think like a rapist. #WomenTogether

Just keeping in with the neighbours πŸ˜‚ #IYKYK

The reason I train at the gym every day is really just so when I'm in Govan Home Bargains with my big bags of bird seed women say things like "wow you are a beast" "look how strong she is" ... πŸ˜‚ #WomanStrong

Striding for Palestine for MAP: medicalaidforpalestinians.enthuse.com/pf/shona-mca... #Palestine #Gaza

You know what they say about big paws... 😸 #BruceTheCat #TuxedoHouse #CatsOfBlueSky

Sponsor my walking around to help support Medical Aid for Palestine 🫢 medicalaidforpalestinians.enthuse.com/pf/shona-mca...

When you come into your class and you just hope it was the cleaner trying to be funny moving the Creepy Cayla?!? 😱

We are finishing S1 with some Cyber Security fun... Fake News, Cryptography and My Friend Cayla the hacked doll.

Congratulations to Rebecca in S3 for winning the @dresscodehq.bsky.social Advent of Cyber competition 🀩 #WomenInTech

Am I the only one watching #DevilsPlan on @netflix.com like "yeah I get that..." But then actually do not understand anything πŸ˜‚

#CyberSecurity discussion today: its definitely going to be Ms McAlpine that causes a Stirling attack πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‡ #AlwaysClickTheLink #CyberFirst

Dear @duolingoverde.bsky.social you clearly have a typo in this lesson- the word "δΡν" is missing πŸ˜‚πŸ’€πŸ˜‚

Asking for help for two important fundraisers over May//June...

Here is a non cat post for a change... Just me cycling past stunning rapeseed fields in the sun, visiting schools 😍 #CyberFirst #Scotland #Cycling

"What do you mean there is a Dog behind me?!?" #BruceTheCat #DogTheCat #TuxedoHouse #Catsogbluesky

"Shona, can I go play football in the sun? I promise not to get pregnant yet" #SelinaTheCat Yeah, cos that face says she isn't going man hunting πŸ˜‚ #TuxedoHouse #CatsOfBlueSky