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The Slackadaiscal Writer Beast of Heartlandia! They/Them - Too Big For Singular Pronouns and Genders

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WE TRIED MAKING CANDIED BACON SAMPLES TODAY SMOKE HAS NEVER LOOKED OR SMELLED SO THREATENING

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I like to think that butchers talking about cannibalism while they work is a fun and entertaining experience for the customers but I suppose if you've been eaten before it could be a little bit jarring

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HD-2D Fear and Hunger

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LIFE MAY BE HARD BUT I REMAIN SOFT

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Playing through Final Fantasy VII: Ever Crisis and spending five fucking hours on a quest to get Sephiroth's sword (why does the history of his sword matter) and this feels like a worse permutation of the Surf Dracula thing. Man I just wanna see him doing cool sword shit.

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THE EXISTENCE OF TWIX IMPLIES THE EXISTENCE OF TWIY AND TWIZ

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Are Three Musketeers, Milk Ways, and Snickers part of an evolutionary line

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Left and right Twix leave us open to the possibility of up and down Twix What forbidden flavors are they imbued with

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I know it’s only been a week but I am shocked that the newest chapters of Deltarune seemingly haven’t produced a new funky lil guy for people to flock to?

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A BABY DAPH

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What is the connection

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I REMAIN TOO FAT AND PRONE TO OVERHEATING TO ENJOY PRIDE IN THE SUMMER SON OF A FUCK

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WE DOING SPAGHET TONIGHT THAT MEANS DUSTING THE WETS

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DAMN RIGHT

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Are the Sonic comics any good? Thinking of adding them to the library next year!

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TODAY I SWALLOWED ENTIRELY TOO MUCH GHOST PEPPER SAUCE TO THE DELIGHT OF BOTH PATRONS AND COWORKERS ALIKE TIMES REMAIN TOUGH BUT I WILL DO MY BEST AS SO MANY OTHERS DO TO RISE TO THE CHALLENGE KNOWING THAT I DO NOT NEED TO DO SO ALONE FOR NOW I GOTTA USE THE BATHROOM #EVENINGAFFIRMATION

WE TRIED MAKING CANDIED BACON SAMPLES TODAY SMOKE HAS NEVER LOOKED OR SMELLED SO THREATENING

I like to think that butchers talking about cannibalism while they work is a fun and entertaining experience for the customers but I suppose if you've been eaten before it could be a little bit jarring

HD-2D Fear and Hunger

LIFE MAY BE HARD BUT I REMAIN SOFT

Playing through Final Fantasy VII: Ever Crisis and spending five fucking hours on a quest to get Sephiroth's sword (why does the history of his sword matter) and this feels like a worse permutation of the Surf Dracula thing. Man I just wanna see him doing cool sword shit.

THE EXISTENCE OF TWIX IMPLIES THE EXISTENCE OF TWIY AND TWIZ

Are Three Musketeers, Milk Ways, and Snickers part of an evolutionary line

Left and right Twix leave us open to the possibility of up and down Twix What forbidden flavors are they imbued with

I know it’s only been a week but I am shocked that the newest chapters of Deltarune seemingly haven’t produced a new funky lil guy for people to flock to?

A BABY DAPH

What is the connection

I REMAIN TOO FAT AND PRONE TO OVERHEATING TO ENJOY PRIDE IN THE SUMMER SON OF A FUCK

WE DOING SPAGHET TONIGHT THAT MEANS DUSTING THE WETS

DAMN RIGHT

Are the Sonic comics any good? Thinking of adding them to the library next year!

TODAY I SWALLOWED ENTIRELY TOO MUCH GHOST PEPPER SAUCE TO THE DELIGHT OF BOTH PATRONS AND COWORKERS ALIKE TIMES REMAIN TOUGH BUT I WILL DO MY BEST AS SO MANY OTHERS DO TO RISE TO THE CHALLENGE KNOWING THAT I DO NOT NEED TO DO SO ALONE FOR NOW I GOTTA USE THE BATHROOM #EVENINGAFFIRMATION

Ghost pepper readings fucking destroyed me

Gotta be honest, struggling to get into the Holes sequel