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Bit mind-blowing to think that my new cute little field recorder gadget is also a fully functional time machine. I can use it to record a sound AFTER it happened without breaking a single law of physics known to humans

Now "Theremin Homage to The Smiths" is an album I never expected to exist

**freezes in a perma-facepalm state** Warner Bros. Discovery Announces Max to Become HBO Max this Summer: press.wbd.com/us/media-rel...

And even though I've said "the new Yorke album is weird" every time there is a new Yorke album, I'm very tempted to say it again. But in a really good way this time

- Oh look, they've elected the new pope! - Who is it? - Some bloke we've never heard about - **takes to the streets to rejoice**

**Checks the calendar before posting** Wait, so the year is 2025, and America has invented... the ID card?

I think we should all agree that Havoc is actually _the_ Max Payne movie, pretend that previous one never happened and never talk about it again

"Vance in Delhi to meet Modi" reads like vocal hook from a Fatboy Slim track

I know, I know, we won't be hearing any of this any time soon, but one can dream, eh

Aww, I had forgotten how much Kitten loves lettuce. Lettuce and pizza crust is all she cares about from the human food counter. Not cheese. Not bacon. Not fish, FFS, no. Lettuce and pizza crust

A counter-intuitive post, probably, I know, but

Yeah, ok, not too proud about it, but there's a firefighter truck downstairs on full alert mode, and I found myself in the kitchen holding the kitten up so she can see it better, humming "Look at all the pretty lights" to that Thom Yorke tune

Of course it makes sense. People working in state institutions don't even get the very concept of doing things for a result. For them work is a process, not a goal-oriented action. It's not their fault. It's taught behaviour. But 23 revisions of same very simple invitation in – I'm also mad AF

Me after listening to that "I wanted to be a Thai girl" monologue in White Lotus: "OK, now this is literally a Jesus fucking Christ situation, isn't it"

If not for the orange man's tantrum, I would have never found out there's a .hm TLD. Except that well.hm is already taken, which is a bit of a downer

Quick notice for my clients: if I say "sorry, I don't have time for this right now" what I'm actually trying to say is "sorry, I don't have time for this right now"