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dirtbag chicagoan. mediocre bartender. jack of all posts. he/him
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the best hot dogs in chicago come from home depot

submitted 140 days ago • 0 comments

Democrats when president: “We cannot make any meaningful changes to anything. i’m sorry, our hands are tied.” Republicans when president: “lmao i’m gonna delete the FAA”

submitted 142 days ago • 0 comments

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

submitted 194 days ago • 448 comments

me: the blue shell only hits the person in first alien that’s been on earth for 30 min: how do you drift

submitted 203 days ago • 6 comments

People scared of violent crime in 2024 are such babies. Back in the day things were so bad we used to have to wear Action Jeans just in case a random karate fight broke out

submitted 203 days ago • 59 comments

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life theonion.com/man-getting-...

submitted 206 days ago • 101 comments

t’challa

submitted 210 days ago • 0 comments

put the Rizzler in the title match, you cowards

submitted 211 days ago • 0 comments

Between Bluek*y, my ex-wife, the tenant from hell, and general chumpfuckery, this has been a cromulent fuckcrustable of a day. Tommy needy drinky.

submitted 212 days ago • 19 comments

Well, now I know we made the right decisions

submitted 212 days ago • 1553 comments

if grown adults want to sing along at the three hour cgi disney musical i am fine with it because i will not be there

submitted 212 days ago • 17 comments

democrats are like “we did a bunch of weak sauce means-tested technocratic bullshit that nobody even noticed and then we didn’t even get any credit for it”

submitted 213 days ago • 68 comments

i spent most of WoW: Cataclysm leveling up crafting professions and i'm starting to think i should just take the same approach IRL.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

different viewpoints like what

submitted 213 days ago • 71 comments

This motherfucker really wants us to believe he has three jobs running major companies and now dealing with government inefficiency and all he does is post

submitted 213 days ago • 18 comments

Snow Greco-Roman would be dope

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

you gotta have a lot of balls to be the only logo on the coachella poster

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

If you are a trans person in Illinois arrested, harassed, or discriminated against for using a public bathroom, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected].

submitted 214 days ago • 43 comments

My 6yo asked me tonight if we would go to jail for helping refugees in Chicago. Last year we had scores of people come through our house to cook, bathe, & wash clothes over the course of 2 months. We got to know many people & still keep in contact with a few families. This is a terror campaign

submitted 214 days ago • 1 comment

American railroads will treat the absolute dumbest and most archaic shit as normal to avoid having to add electrification, Exhibit No. 23174b. #StopBurningStuff

submitted 213 days ago • 1 comment

With the influx of new users it’s more important than ever to avoid contracting “Threads Brain.” If you feel the urge to post “Thirty times Marvel won the internet 🧵👇” or notice strange behaviors like quoting a CNN article and saying “This.” please log out and seek immediate treatment

submitted 213 days ago • 9 comments

now what the hell is jay leno doing at a hampton inn

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

Why nuclear, in one image.

submitted 215 days ago • 16 comments

#Sports Twitter just isn't what it used to be

submitted 214 days ago • 28 comments

i’m still shocked that people think fondly of these. absolute ass.

submitted 214 days ago • 0 comments

you can pry them from my cold dead hoofs

submitted 215 days ago • 6 comments

if i send you this, just know im getting ready to show my ass

submitted 217 days ago • 52 comments

By my calculation, 37% of parcels within a half mile of an 'L' stop are zoned for single-family housing. That's pretty embarrassing, but some lines are much worse than others. The O'Hare Branch of the Blue Line and the Brown Line are particularly bad.

submitted 217 days ago • 8 comments

whole Mountain Goats catalog is pay what you want (for the digital obv) today, we are raising money for PRISMS (Parents and Researchers Interested in Smith-Magenis Syndrome). go on get some music you know you wanna themountaingoats.bandcamp.com

submitted 217 days ago • 22 comments