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shutupmikeginn.bsky.social
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saw a post that said "safer in tel aviv than los angeles" while i was literally in line for a churro

submitted 3 hours ago • 22 comments

love when amazon leaves a package and they send me a picture of it like it's a little kid in the blair witch's house

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

there’s actually a completely fucking made up line running through the desert and it says you can’t be here, sorry :/

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

pics from protest yesterday 🎞️

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

I worry that I'm actually too approachable. A young neighbor woman asked me to help her fix her tire, and then had me follow her into the back of her garage to do so. I should be a little scarier than that.

submitted 3 days ago • 4 comments

This thing was going at it for hours I would have gotten heat stroke

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

a Waymo driverless car turned by me and I gave it the throat slitting gesture as a joke, but then realized someone was in the back seat looking out at me.

submitted 4 days ago • 6 comments

Made a lil best of May fortnite talk show compilation if you wanna see some full convos youtu.be/u3lrXSgXQRs?...

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

to me the funniest thing musk's ever done will always be trying to show off his McLaren to Peter Thiel and almost killing him

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

(TedX voice) if you ask a random person what the most important part of a pencil is, they’ll answer “the lead.” But if you ask an artist? (smiling wryly) they’ll say the eraser.

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

best part of WFH is how efficient it makes you with domestic tasks. I can work all morning then on my lunch break play magic the gathering on my computer for 3 hours

submitted 13 days ago • 4 comments

Being a tech venture capitalist must rock. Every day a dozen of the worlds most annoying guys come beg you to make their dreams come true, and you get to say no to almost all of them

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

KTOWN night walk on 🎞️

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

My Father Has Been Murdered: The Father’s Day Special With @jamieloftus.bsky.social and Dan Hentschel. Produced by @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social and DSP Studio. Tix at dadsdie.com

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

love this x-files drawing. moulder talked about it the entire scene like he was really onto something

submitted 20 days ago • 9 comments

As a serial killer, one thing I actually do love is returning to the scene of the crime. It might sound corny, but it’s a very special place for me.

submitted 21 days ago • 3 comments

Laughing at this tree in my neighborhood. Stupid!

submitted 21 days ago • 14 comments

you should get a tax write off if you paint your home or business a vibrant color

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

watched the x-files while I assembled the library book cart I bought to hold my photo book collection. And I didnt fuck it up even once 💪 💪 💪

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

Most people regret focusing on their career instead of friends and family, but I think I’m just autistic enough for it to work

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

talking shit non-stop over a show i actually like, just for the practice. a samurai must keep his blade sharp

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 26 days ago • 11 comments

had a really beautiful moment at the grocery store where I let a guy cut in line because he had one item, he then answered a work call and went full 1980s wallstreet nasty guy. He was loudly like, "I'm going to fuck them in the ass," and "they want to fuck me in the ass, but it's not gonna happen"

submitted 29 days ago • 29 comments

my dentist keeps little records on our personal conversations to help him be more friendly, but i never tell him anything important so they're always like "Michael, did your mother end up liking the second season of Severence"

submitted 30 days ago • 6 comments