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Miserable Twat, Dinosaurs, LUFC, Failed Stand - Up, Failed Writer, Dwarf With An Otter, Godzilla Wrangler, Loops Ahoy Host, Twitch Chat Show Guy. He/Him [email protected]
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Happy Lagwagon day to all that celebrate www.youtube.com/watch?v=9842...

Wow, I hope the Friday the 13th community can accept this huge brave rework of Jason as a big grubby lad in a mask holding a machete, its such a change from the norm

That Thatcher festival has a better line up than Reading. Not one band at Reading I would want to see but I love being reminded that Thatcher is very fucking dead

Its new podcast day! Star Trek Defensiveness, Dogs .. Just Dogs, Neil Starts To D&D, Upstairs Downstairs, DoDo?, Bullying Nerds and I am watching Leeds title celebrations so that all you are getting in Ep 74: Swinging Gnome Rod www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk

The Government dont want you to know this but you can just walk in to an army base and drive a tank out. I have 12 parked outside

I have several questions and every one of them is ... Why? and I swear to God anyone who doea a "Taste of Ink" joke is getting sideyed

Ahh yes. trying to out right wing the far right party seems to be going well for Labour

Every photo they are giving him a slightly smaller belt, thats the conspiracy hill I will die on

This picture of The Grinch is my Roman Empire

I never get invited to these DbD tournaments and if you discount the facts that I am shit at DbD and very unpopular and refuse to network I cant think of a single reason why .....

I have heard rumours that Joe Hendry will be a surprise guest

Its new episode day! Awkward Pause, Sea Bits, Hotel Livin', Dont Look Up, Cock Rings, Pork Markets and other such stuff in the start of series 3! in Ep 72: Fantasy Bastard www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk

Shittin' and Pissin' and fartin' and promoted and Premier League

As it stands Leeds are going up and I am the new Pope

#LUFC

Truly we are at the Pontif no return

Poped his clogs

When did Easter eggs stop coming with a mug? shits fucked

Post a pic of who you wanted to be as a little kid.

I feel personally attacked

Being a Leeds fan is looking at this is still wondering how we will fuck it up #LUFC

Its new episode day! Failed Unicorns, Ex Worms, A Cat Attacks A Nipple, Grumps and Grunts, Life Juice on a Pokemon And Other Such Nonsense As We End Series 2 with Ep 71: Leaky Juice www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk

I'm planning a charity stream raising money for Gendered Intelligence! I chose May 6th to align with the release of Orela Rose. It also gives my very talented friends time to create some prizes/incentives for us! More info closer to the time! #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Wes Streeting with his face like a concrete mixer full of wasps

I have no words. Fuck this country, fuck the piss wizard writer, fuck the shitbag swimmer, fuck that divorced guy that looks like a melted shoe. Fuck the lot of them, I truly hope they get to feel even part of the misery they put innocent people through on the daily

You are not shadowbanned, you are just boring

Everyones arguing about Green Day like its 2002

Pant unsharted

On meds that make me shit pant and about to take a long train journey. Thoughts and prayers

Its new Episode day! Sorry Daves Mic Is Still On The Wonk And We Are Still On This Battlefield, Boning Action, Ronsons Round The Back and more bollocks in Ep 70: When Will My Husband, Husband And Wife Return From The War? www.dungeonsanddickheads.co.uk

I hope they didnt destroy her sweater www.independent.co.uk/arts-enterta...

Why am I just learning now that Wil Wheaton has a wonderful taste in music?

When ahm a gonna see the back of you, ya wee melonhead?

Fully deserved, what a game!